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Just battered through all my Christmas shopping in an hour and a half. I hope my folks have low expectations.

I once managed to fob a (now ex) gf off with window box gardening kit from a petrol station.......my heart wasn't really in that relationship! :P

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He'll twig later.

Was she disappointed that nothing much rose?

I take it you didn't like her mulch?

She actually lives upstairs from my West end flat and I shamelessly asked her out for a drink when I was renovating back in 2009!

She's alright......but I now rent the place via an agency to avoid any alkwardness! :P

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You will be familiar with the term Gunboat Diplomacy?

This boy's got a Gunboat.

Well, when I say Gunboat, he's got a boat and he's always going on about what a pistol he is.

Not content with calling me a w****r.....you're now calling me a weapon! :(

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It's Christmas time mate.......some of us are thinking of loved ones we can't be with! :(

Maybe Santa will bring you a spade!

Apologies if you've been recently bereaved, or still hurting. :ph34r:

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