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A typical good rowdy irish bar. Fond memories in there.

When I was 20 a girl called Caroline from Preston made me ejaculate beneath a table over some strangers handbags and coats.

Just saying likes. Apologies for my descent into Throbber-esque posting. :D

Imagine what would have happened if she had actually touched you!

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I got the last train back from Glasgow last night. It was absolutely chock full of roasters, as it always is. The fact is though, I am getting old and therefore rarely feel the need to charge about the weedg like a raconteur these days, and so I feel absolutely delighted that the seven stone, four foot eleven hard man in a Stone Island jacket did not manage to get a fight with me, nor did I verbally destroy the forty-something munter who was crying about the arseholes she has to put up with in her life while carrying her broken high heels in in the hand as she told me I looked "a state" through mascara streaked tears even though I was wearing a jacket that would have been four weeks jobseekers allowance for her.

I don't like people, and I'm cheerful because I rarely have to mix with them. :thumsup2

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What Dundonians have you been speaking to with accents like that? :o

I see! You had me questioning my spelling there! ;) When I've visited my brother up there I've heard accents like that. Although I was among students so I suppose they may not have been locals right enough!! It's that arty snobby accent. It's awful. Sadly, since my brother has lived there he sometimes sounds like that with certain fecking words! So I dunno who he is socialising with up there! :o

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Haha! What a complete trumpet! And what an awful accent! Sounds a bit Dundonian? I have to admit, I love the way he says "fucking" lol.

Na, he's clearly from Inverness or that neck of the woods.

Rubber fuckin bumpers!

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Na, he's clearly from Inverness or that neck of the woods.

Rubber fuckin bumpers!

My bad! I'm normally pretty good with accents tae :-/ I'll put it down to only having 2 hours sleep since ma nightshift B)

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