Sergeant Wilson Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 I've been lying out in the garden for about 90 minutes.Help will be there soon, try not to worry. Can you move your toes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 (edited) I've been lying out in the garden for about 90 minutes. Beautiful day.Are the carers on their dinner break? Poor b*****d. Edited May 31, 2016 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 I've been lying out in the garden for about 90 minutes. Beautiful day. Cilla's last thought... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 I've been lying out in the garden for about 90 minutes. Beautiful day. I have been delivering in Aviemore and Drumnadrochit stunning scenery. Scotland looked good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 I have been delivering in Aviemore and Drumnadrochit stunning scenery. Scotland looked good. Sakes, I've been sat in waiting, will the Ching ever arrive? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 It's called beaky, in these parts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 It's called beaky, in these parts That reminds me of a funny story that happened to me many moons ago but it's too long to type. What's your phone number. If you want to hear it. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 That reminds me of a funny story that happened to me many moons ago but it's too long to type. What's your phone number. If you want to hear it. Grimbo Eh dinna mind yeh, Grimmy. But, f**k off ehm cunted. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Eh dinna mind yeh, Grimmy. But, f**k off ehm cunted. Thank you. Oh eh? Kinnel it's only 9 o'clock & sunny & it's a fucking school night, I want to move to the big Dee. My new big team is... Shite there's 2 to choose from, any help to pick one but not from anyone that is cunted, this is SRS. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Oh eh? Kinnel it's only 9 o'clock & sunny & it's a fucking school night, I want to move to the big Dee. My new big team is... Shite there's 2 to choose from, any help to pick one but not from anyone that is cunted, this is SRS. Grimbo Arsonal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Arsonal? I see what you did there Bobby, never fails. The fellah rang me the other day, asked if there's anything else to claim for cos he's closing the case. Doubt it will close on here before X-Mas eh? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Oh eh? Kinnel it's only 9 o'clock & sunny & it's a fucking school night, I want to move to the big Dee. My new big team is... Shite there's 2 to choose from, any help to pick one but not from anyone that is cunted, this is SRS. Grimbo Shut yer pus. If yeh huv to ask yer nae yase tae me. West Ferry Yah Bass! DD5 an a qwartir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Shut yer pus. If yeh huv to ask yer nae yase tae me. West Ferry Yah Bass! DD5 an a qwartir. I've suddenly come over all Kevin from Kevin & Perry, when P comes back from Manchester. Shortid. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Arsonal? Burntpets Shipyard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 So last month I got rid of a piece of shit car that's engine exploded. I made a payment at the end of April and bought a new car on the first may with first payment due 28th June. Today I've been refunded my final payment from my last car. Utter scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Eh fucking luv this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 (edited) Eh fucking luv this Fuckin brilliant. Grimbo Edited May 31, 2016 by Grim O'Grady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Taps affDo you ever put a tap on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Do you ever put a tap on? He's a shelf stacker, not a plumber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Close. A stock controller ;-) Do you make soup? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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