Monster Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The wife is out tonight. The teenager is out tonight. There's darts on. It's Bank Holiday weekend. #swag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 It's Friday and I finish at 3:30. It's Friday. I finish at 1. My wife leaves tonight for a 2 week holiday with her maw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The wife is out tonight. The teenager is out tonight. There's darts on. It's Bank Holiday weekend. #swag What darts is on tonight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 What darts is on tonight? Dubai masters. ITV 4 at 9pm. Semi finals and final. 😎 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Dubai masters. ITV 4 at 9pm. Semi finals and final. 😎 Cheers for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The wife is out tonight. The teenager is out tonight. There's darts on. It's Bank Holiday weekend. #swag Where's she off to? *sniffs baws and armpits, combs down eyebrows with spit* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Where's she off to? *sniffs baws and armpits, combs down eyebrows with spit* None of your business where the teenager's going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 None of your business where the teenager's going. Monster's teenager is a boy, my post specifically said "she". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 (edited) Monster's teenager is a boy, my post specifically said "she". At least you've done your research. Edited for posterity. Edited May 27, 2016 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I'm sure your attempts at humour are a drawn out catastrophe in action at the minute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Where's she off to? *sniffs baws and armpits, combs down eyebrows with spit* She's gone shellsuit shopping, then off to Elizabeth Duke to get five or six of her sovvy rings re-sized. Your grooming routine may be unnecessary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 She's gone shellsuit shopping, then off to Elizabeth Duke to get five or six of her sovvy rings re-sized. Your grooming routine may be unnecessary. *tucks socks into trackies* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 She's gone shellsuit shopping, then off to Elizabeth Duke to get five or six of her sovvy rings re-sized. Your grooming routine may be unnecessary. She's out of your league, Peter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 She's out of your league, Peter. How the f**k do you know my name? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Liking that league cup group draw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 BFTD's probably. The wife's just gone to bed; give it ten minutes and I'll leave the back door unlocked. You owe me big for this. Two, perhaps three Moray Cups. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 How the f**k do you know my name? I'm Monsters teenager. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 She's out of your league, Peter. He's a Killie: empty tubes of KY jelly are out of his league. How the f**k do you know my name? You have the bodies of several prostitutes in the back of your truck. It must have been an educated guess. I'm Monsters teenager. Clean your fucking room you spotty little thundercunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Clean your fucking room you spotty little thundercunt. Stop being a poof, Dad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Stop being a poof, Dad. He can't help himself, it's not a lifestyle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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