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1 minute ago, throbber said:

 


When locals in Barcelona don’t speak English Granny Danger thinks that shouting loudly and slowly will help them understand what he’s saying.

 

We’ve been coming here for years and can’t recall encountering anyone who we needed to converse with who couldn’t speak English.

Non native English and Spanish speakers will also communicate in English.

Despite the ease of communication, if I were younger I would certainly make the effort to learn the language but I’ve reached the stage where I’m now forgetting English words so it would probably be futile to learn Spanish.

 

 

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That's one of the worst comparisons I've seen since money supermarket tried to recommend broadband providers.

Too old to attempt learning, wants everything their way. Speaks English abroad because they don't want to try... You're the perfect example of ignorant British c***s.

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4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

That's one of the worst comparisons I've seen since money supermarket tried to recommend broadband providers.

Too old to attempt learning, wants everything their way. Speaks English abroad because they don't want to try... You're the perfect example of ignorant British c***s.

Too thick to understand the quote function but no doubt multi-lingual.

BTW I regard myself as Scottish not British you imperialist lackey.

 

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Too thick to understand the quote function but no doubt multi-lingual.
BTW I regard myself as Scottish not British you imperialist lackey.
 


I know the quote function perfectly well, did you clean out your bed pan today?
You're British if you like it or not and I'll class you however I like.
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7 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

 


I know the quote function perfectly well, did you clean out your bed pan today?
You're British if you like it or not and I'll class you however I like.

 

^^^^ NO voting Britnat lickspittle.

 

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25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Result.  The missus has decided to forgo my works night out on Friday.  Its usually a bit of a couply affair that ends up being a bit staid and boring.  However, a few of the "lads" have said there bints are not going either so from being a gloomy looking evening, its starting to have #potential.

 

Watch out ladies, the "Rat Pack" are on the prowl

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27 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Result.  The missus has decided to forgo my works night out on Friday.  Its usually a bit of a couply affair that ends up being a bit staid and boring.  However, a few of the "lads" have said there bints are not going either so from being a gloomy looking evening, its starting to have #potential.

 

I wonder if your missus realises just how lucky she is.

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38 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Result.  The missus has decided to forgo my works night out on Friday.  Its usually a bit of a couply affair that ends up being a bit staid and boring.  However, a few of the "lads" have said there bints are not going either so from being a gloomy looking evening, its starting to have #potential.

 

#lemonparty

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