throbber Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I've only been that once and don't remember anything about it. Tune in again next time for another exciting instalment. Thanks for going 2 posts without offending me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: Thanks for going 2 posts without offending me. When you stop being a whiny wee dick, I'll stop pointing it out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: Very existential. throbber's (possible) existence is merely an apparition of a worse version of ourselves. It keeps us on the straight and narrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 The water is crystal clear, except for the film of diesel and oil on the top, stay submerged and you’ll be fine I mind it turning green with veggie effluent from the pea processing plant up the top of the road. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: throbber's (possible) existence is merely an apparition of a worse version of ourselves. It keeps us on the straight and narrow. It’s not worked for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 £750 cash, £60 Ticketmaster vouchers and copious amounts of booze. Had worse birthdays. The cocaine order for the weekend is already in. Thanks for that, Gran. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: £750 cash, £60 Ticketmaster vouchers and copious amounts of booze. Had worse birthdays. The cocaine order for the weekend is already in. Thanks for that, Gran. Your granny still deals? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Your granny still deals? I assume that's where she gets her cash. God bothering pensioner on its own can't be that lucrative. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Your granny still deals? Not in the commodity you were thinking of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Just won St Johnston's lotto and heading to NYC on Saturday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Just won St Johnston's lotto and heading to NYC on Saturday. I'm sure the extra fiver will come in handy. Enjoy. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 16 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: £750 cash, £60 Ticketmaster vouchers and copious amounts of booze. Had worse birthdays. The cocaine order for the weekend is already in. Thanks for that, Gran. £750 quid for your birthday?! Could you perhaps adopt a Moonster this Christmas? I get a card with a score in it and some new socks. If I'm fucking lucky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 5 minutes ago, The Moonster said: £750 quid for your birthday?! Could you perhaps adopt a Moonster this Christmas? I get a card with a score in it and some new socks. If I'm fucking lucky. It was my 40th so I was getting plenty of scores in a card, plus being a middle aged VL any money being kept back by the family for a future wedding present probably got stuck my way too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 18 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: It was my 40th so I was getting plenty of scores in a card, plus being a middle aged VL any money being kept back by the family for a future wedding present probably got stuck my way too. It's my 40th in February so I've been taking notes on how productively you spent yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: It's my 40th in February so I've been taking notes on how productively you spent yours. My guess is it will go on booze, drugs and cigarettes. You don't get much more productive that that. I've only got 7 more days of work this year so it could get quite interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: My guess is it will go on booze, drugs and cigarettes. You don't get much more productive that that. I've only got 7 more days FTFY - enjoy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 44 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: It was my 40th so I was getting plenty of scores in a card, plus being a middle aged VL any money being kept back by the family for a future wedding present probably got stuck my way too. Jammy b*****d. It's my 29th at the start of January and I've already accepted the "sorry, really skint after Christmas" excuses from everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: It was my 40th so I was getting plenty of scores in a card, plus being a middle aged VL any money being kept back by the family for a future wedding present probably got stuck my way too. Ffs I got jeans, socks, a box of tennents and a power washer for mine. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 I'm fairly sure i've not been given money for my birthday since i was about 16 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 I'm 40 next year. I wonder how that'll go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.