101 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, BFTD said: Presumably trying to hypnotise me into giving it our cats, as they look plump and tasty. Pretty coo Wrong. The cat and the bird will team up to kill you and dispose of your body. Good luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, 101 said: Wrong. The cat and the bird will team up to kill you and dispose of your body. Good luck. There's an Eighties TV show in that somewhere. The falcon would have to transform into an attractive lady. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Scooter Irn bru Sun Summer is on its way Taps aff 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Several times a day for the past few months, we've had a couple of peregrine falcons visiting us, one of which likes to stare fixedly at me through the kitchen window while I do the dishes. Sexual tension imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Sexual tension imo. As close as I've had for the past year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 33 minutes ago, BFTD said: As close as I've had for the past year. Get it pumped, Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 35 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Get it pumped, Dave. She seems like she has standards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, BFTD said: She seems like she has standards. Nae luck. Back to Pam and her five sisters then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Squeaky-penguin-off-Toy Story-turned-arsehole gets arse handed to her - https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/mar/16/julie-burchill-agrees-to-pay-ash-sarkar-substantial-damages-in-libel-case 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Christ, Burchill is still alive? She's been a prize c**t for decades. No surprise at all that she's jumped onto anti-woke bandwagon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 14:51, The Naitch said: Had an offer accepted on a flat I was looking at. After having a few bids on other places rejected early last year and coronavirus doing its best to f**k things up it's sweet relief to finally get something sorted. Picked up the keys today. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 This is one of my favourite songs, and the wee video they've stuck it over is pretty decent too. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 Distinct lack of Paddys Day shite going around this year. Which is nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 Autumn afternoon in North Adelaide 30.1 C at 15:01 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 29 minutes ago, Eednud said: Autumn afternoon in North Adelaide 30.1 C at 15:01 cool here today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 Which one are you? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 (edited) I can see @throbber, Mrs @Bairnardo, @Shandon Par Decorator, and several that could be anyone. Give me another decade and I'll be on there too. Edit: Turnip Shepherd is a fair job description for the mods. Edited March 18, 2021 by BFTD 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Which one are you? Be quicker to ask which one I’m not. Edited March 18, 2021 by Shandon Par Decorator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 8 minutes ago, BFTD said: I can see @throbber, Mrs @Bairnardo, @Shandon Par Decorator, and several that could be anyone. Give me another decade and I'll be on there too. Edit: Turnip Shepherd is a fair job description for the mods. Painting a sports hall at the moment so a decorator’s gymnast could be handy for reaching some of the high up bits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 16 minutes ago, Shandon Par Decorator said: Be quicker to as which one I’m not. You're not quite 52 yet then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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