dirty dingus Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 3 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: What's the legalities of just walking right across these fat fucking losers? Do you have to wait till the last wifie-that-looks-like-man fat mess flumps past? According to the Book of Bigots one should respectfully let life's losers waddle past but not cross directly downwind of the last stragglers in the parade as it may lead to dry boaking and gagging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 22 minutes ago, Crawford Bridge said: For hundreds of years my community has enjoyed cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick. Don't Lest we forget a wee pickled onion to be fancy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 7 minutes ago, Venti said: Don't Lest we forget a wee pickled onion to be fancy. Are you sure? I might have misheard but I could swear I could have heard them going on about ‘dirty onion b*****ds’ before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 2 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Are you sure? I might have misheard but I could swear I could have heard them going on about ‘dirty onion b*****ds’ before. Probably 'bunion' with all that pathetic marching. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 18 minutes ago, Venti said: Don't Lest we forget a wee pickled onion to be fancy. I have made a legitimate and peaceful request for cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 3 minutes ago, Crawford Bridge said: I have made a legitimate and peaceful request for cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 5 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: What's the legalities of just walking right across these fat fucking losers? Do you have to wait till the last wifie-that-looks-like-man fat mess flumps past? Sure some lassie did it in Glasgow a few years ago and some neanderthal smacked her. Ended up in court trying to paint her as the aggressor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 6 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: What's the legalities of just walking right across these fat fucking losers? Do you have to wait till the last wifie-that-looks-like-man fat mess flumps past? You get chased by a fat mess, who couldn't walk the length of themself. Should be an Olympic sport.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginaro Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 Saw this Twitter thread, thought it would be better here than in the actual cricket thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 5 minutes ago, Ginaro said: Saw this Twitter thread, thought it would be better here than in the actual cricket thread Stewarts Melville, what are they like eh? I've no idea where sexist, homophobic and racist abuse would come from. Was there something on at Murrayfield Stadium yesterday... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 On 14/07/2024 at 15:23, Crawford Bridge said: For hundreds of years my community has enjoyed cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick. Naturally, the sticks are made by whittling old pallets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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