Jacksgranda Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Sellotape the cocaine to migratory swallows. But how do you get the cocaine to Africa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneCornetto Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 'A Cockney geezer in Ibiza' - that certainly narrows it down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Assuming they're lying it'll take the Peruvians a couple of separate interviews with each of them to show up inconsistencies in their stories. Minor differences in their description of the "Cockney geezer" , the "safe house" in Majorca and the "Columbian gangsters", and their defence will fall apart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Waht bugs me is these Countries bang on about people smuggling coke out but do bugger all about their own citizens that grow the stuff. They know where it is grown why can't they stop it at source - napthalm the feck out of them if need be. Should have done the same when we went into Afghanistan with the poppy growers. -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taxi for Ben Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Waht bugs me is these Countries bang on about people smuggling coke out but do bugger all about their own citizens that grow the stuff. They know where it is grown why can't they stop it at source - napthalm the feck out of them if need be. Should have done the same when we went into Afghanistan with the poppy growers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I personally would love to attend a Peruvian customs Christmas party. Imagine the quality of the gear, you'd be buzzing for days. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Waht bugs me is these Countries bang on about people smuggling coke out but do bugger all about their own citizens that grow the stuff. They know where it is grown why can't they stop it at source - napthalm the feck out of them if need be. Should have done the same when we went into Afghanistan with the poppy growers. They weren't growing opium when we went into Afghanistan, the Taliban had stamped it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marly Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Waht bugs me is these Countries bang on about people smuggling coke out but do bugger all about their own citizens that grow the stuff. They know where it is grown why can't they stop it at source - napthalm the feck out of them if need be. Should have done the same when we went into Afghanistan with the poppy growers. What a well-researched, thought out post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Lawl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Waht bugs me is these Countries bang on about people smuggling coke out but do bugger all about their own citizens that grow the stuff. They know where it is grown why can't they stop it at source - napthalm the feck out of them if need be. Should have done the same when we went into Afghanistan with the poppy growers. Sellotaping coke to swallows was a better idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Sellotaping coke to swallows was a better idea. Or 2 with the package held on a line held under the dorsal guiding feathers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 They weren't growing opium when we went into Afghanistan, the Taliban had stamped it out. Napalm would probably work better, to be fair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 It's weird how the media are using words like "ordeal" and "plight" with regard to these girls. Pair of idiots . Both of those words would still be applicable even if they were completely guilty of all charges. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_S_A_R Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 the irish bird gets herself an IRA lawyer and says she is going to plead not guilty. how stupid is this lassie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellisdee Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I wonder how long it will take them to become masters in cunnilingus?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 In the arrivals bit of Lima airport, they have a customs check where you press a button as you're about to walk through and a light flashes red or green with the obvious consequences for whether your stuff gets checked. Only time I've ever seen anything like that- I was relieved to get the green light but only because I'd had a shiter of a flight in and it was about 1 in the morning. However I managed to avoid getting the jail for drug smuggling, with the simple trick of not transporting shitloads of ching out the country in my possessions. Although, when I went to Singapore I was shitting myself that someone would have planted stuff in my backpack because of the death penalty there; irrational, I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 https://www.facebook.com/MelissaReid17 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 https://www.facebook.com/MelissaReid17 Favourite Movie: "Blow" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fotbawmad Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Every time a case like this comes up. They're always portrayed as the victims. Don't people realise the countless misery they cause to millions of people throughout the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 https://www.facebook.com/MelissaReid17 Somebody she's friends with has 4 mutual friends with me! I met this mutual friend once, she thought my Michael Caine impression was very good btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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