DA Baracus Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Are we an Islamalic state yet? Im planning on a beer in half an hour and a few after and it would be good to know if that's still possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Good point, better hurry up with my prematch bacon roll before the islamifaction fabrication begins... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Don't overdo it like I did. I have been so petrified by this thread and the impending change of rule that I went out and had enough alcohol to fill a bath just in case it was my final chance. Now I feel so rough I welcome our new rulers Allahu Akbar brother!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Good point, better hurry up with my prematch bacon roll before the islamifaction fabrication begins... Did you get your bacon roll from Alan's Snackbar ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Good point, better hurry up with my prematch bacon roll before the islamifaction fabrication begins...Did you get your bacon roll from Alan's Snackbar ? Nah home made. I'm starting the resistance movement early 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Turns out the Islam takeover has been delayed, at least for today. Had some bacon this morning and beers prematch. Beers will be had once more in about an hour. To play it safe I had a macaroni pie at the game though. Covering all bases. I'm smart like that. Is Admiral Ackbar a Muslim? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Turns out the Islam takeover has been delayed, at least for today. Had some bacon this morning and beers prematch. Beers will be had once more in about an hour. To play it safe I had a macaroni pie at the game though. Covering all bases. I'm smart like that. Is Admiral Ackbar a Muslim? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Turns out the Islam takeover has been delayed, at least for today. Had some bacon this morning and beers prematch. Beers will be had once more in about an hour. To play it safe I had a macaroni pie at the game though. Covering all bases. I'm smart like that. Is Admiral Ackbar a Muslim? I'd answer this, but it's probably a trap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I'd answer this, but it's probably a trap. Well played! It was a serious question though. "Our psyches can't repel scripture of that magnitude!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 God is great! I can see where the islamifaction indoctrination falls down Imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 God is great! I can see where the islamifaction indoctrination falls down Imo. That's a Jihad. If anyone remembers the speech Jasper gives in the Simpson's at the teaching school, then replace 'paddlin' with 'Jihad' and you'll be close to the basic tenets of Islam. Probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I just had two, yes TWO, bacon rolls. One had brown sauce and the other had no sauce. No Jihad or Fatwa has been forthcoming. Safe for one more day at least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joffrey Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Wonder if folk joked like this about the Nazis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Wonder if folk joked like this about the Nazis. Probably. Have you seen Dad's Army? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Probably. Have you seen Dad's Army? Lampooning Islam? You should try it. I wonder if your headless corpse will be displayed from a crane for your troubles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Lampooning Islam? You should try it. I wonder if your headless corpse will be displayed from a crane for your troubles? You wouldn't be able to see through all the tears anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Jasper! Haha that's a Jihad! Precious little souls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingrodent Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 (edited) Never understand why any discussion on this mob of absolute roasters automatically turns into a debate on whether Tha Muslims are an antlike hive-mind collective bent on overthrowing Britain and renaming it Jihadistan, or whatever. An argument that presumes that a billion people agree with Abu Qatada, despite all evidence to the contrary, should be treated with the same respect as David Icke's lizardman theories, or public masturbation. The relevant question about the EDL is, are these guys a bunch of belligerent, ignorant, credulous bawbags exploiting the doziness of their members to push a spectacularly retarded version of xenophobic English nationalism? And the answer is "Yes". Anyone who pretends otherwise is, at very least, insulting your intelligence. Edited August 25, 2013 by flyingrodent -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Anyone who opposes bacon, or indeed other pig based meats, should be roundly ignored, indeed even ridiculed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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