welshbairn Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Anyone who opposes bacon, or indeed other pig based meats, should be roundly ignored, indeed even ridiculed. I love the smell of bacon, but know in my heart that munching a bacon roll is just one step away from making love to a pig. Beware the slippery slope, people! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Wonder if folk joked like this about the Nazis. People have always taken the piss out of the Nazis, despite the horrific crimes they committed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Wonder if folk joked like this about the Nazis. Thought that was what we were doing now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I love the smell of bacon, but know in my heart that munching a bacon roll is just one step away from making love to a pig. Beware the slippery slope, people! Interesting. So basically any animal we eat, we want to f**k? This sounds suspiciously like Islamic propaganda to me..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 In Israel they put pig fat into the cavities of bus walls to prevent a swathe of suicide bombings. Strange idelogy where murdering innocent people on public transport will see you ok with the man upstairs, but God forbid you get any pig dna mixed up with your own and several other peoples corpse stew. The door is then slammed in your face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Wonder if folk joked like this about the Nazis. We are taking the piss out of the various DLs. Their outlook is quite facist so yeah it is good to ridicule them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Why is there an EDL, SDL, UDL and possibly a WDL when one of their basic facistic tenants is loyalty to the Union and the Crown? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Interesting. So basically any animal we eat, we want to f**k? This sounds suspiciously like Islamic propaganda to me..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 In Israel they put pig fat into the cavities of bus walls to prevent a swathe of suicide bombings. Strange idelogy where murdering innocent people on public transport will see you ok with the man upstairs, but God forbid you get any pig dna mixed up with your own and several other peoples corpse stew. The door is then slammed in your face. Is that actually true? That's fucking mental stuff. Religion; incredibly stupid. tumblr_lysozaPyBs1r4bl01o1_500.gif I really hope Ackbar isn't a ringleader, and isn't an Admiral in the Muslim Fleet, jumping them through hyperspace to attack us. I love Ackbar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I read years ago that there was a group of Jewish Pacifist Anarchists in Paris at the beginning of last century who wanted to shock the world without hurting anyone. So they went in front of the main Synagogue and ate a ham sandwich each. Not sure if anyone noticed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Heard it on the radio a few years back. Not read it, but the bus bombs have stopped! The knuckledraggers are missing a trick. A bacon defence league would hold far more interest than a bunch of wannabee football hooligans flashing nazi salutes and abusing ethnic minorities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Heard it on the radio a few years back. Not read it, but the bus bombs have stopped! The knuckledraggers are missing a trick. A bacon defence league would hold far more interest than a bunch of wannabee football hooligans flashing nazi salutes and abusing ethnic minorities. Let's get this off the ground! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I read years ago that there was a group of Jewish Pacifist Anarchists in Paris at the beginning of last century who wanted to shock the world without hurting anyone. So they went in front of the main Synagogue and ate a ham sandwich each. Not sure if anyone noticed. Never heard that before but it's a lovely idea. A protest ham sandwich? Brilliant! Seeing as it was in France I'm guessing it was, actually, a jambon baguette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Let's get this off the ground! BDL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Let's get this off the ground! Ham for heroes!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half Rice Half Chips Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Lampooning Islam? You should try it. I wonder if your headless corpse will be displayed from a crane for your troubles? You've just given me an idea for a sitcom along the lines of "Father Ted" but with 3 hapless Imams as the main characters -"Mullah Muhammad". I don't see it being a problem, if there's one thing Muslims are known for it's their sense of humour and the ability to laugh at themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 You've just given me an idea for a sitcom along the lines of "Father Ted" but with 3 hapless Imams as the main characters -"Mullah Muhammad". I don't see it being a problem, if there's one thing Muslims are known for it's their sense of humour and the ability to laugh at themselves. Maybe start slowly. How about a cartoon strip in a national newspaper too test the water? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Fek, Jihad, Girls! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 So, ha ha, we blow ourselves up, ha ha, kill lots of people, ha ha, get welcomed into heaven and get 72 virgins to play with, ha ha. Who would believe that nonsense? We do Ahmed, we're Salafi Imams remember. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Salami imams surely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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