dee_62 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Herring farmers build up the body mass of their stock by feeding them on a mix of coca cola and granulated sugar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Herring farmers build up the body mass of their stock by feeding them on a mix of coca cola and granulated sugar. This has been the core attribute of the recent spike in obesity seen among coastal Norwegians, who now outweigh their inland countryfolk by 29.6% (Nov. 2015) on average. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 This has been the core attribute of the recent spike in obesity seen among coastal Norwegians, who now outweigh their inland countryfolk by 29.6% (Nov. 2015) on average. These figures have been viciously challenged by Pepsi cola (Wikipedia page Jan 2016) Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 McDonald's would make less money if they actually made money instead of Big Macs. If you put a grain of sand on a square in a chessboard, 2 in the next, 4 in the next, then 8 and so on, by the time you had filled the board there would be no sand left in the Sahara Desert Ferries don't cross the English Channel at night because it's dark and they might hit each other 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Over 1000 dead bodies have been recovered from the interior of the Sahara Desert since 1980. Ten times that are estimated to be buried by migrating dunes. Must've been checking out the sand on the chessboard theory and came a cropper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Several of them have been re-exposed and can be found on Google Earth, most of which the governments simply ignore and let the blowing sand erode them away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Wilson (not the good sarge) & Keppel where Egyptian government agents employed to belittle & besmirk the western sand cheeseboard theory. See them at work, the rotters. http://youtu.be/bq7DGvfnr3U Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 90% of giant outdoor chess boards have never seen a full game of chess. That's probably true actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 90% of giant outdoor chess boards have never seen a full game of chess. That's probably true actually. This would be great for the Facts you probably made up thread if Div hadn't have deleted it in a drunken stupor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 (edited) Herring Gulls poop on average every 30 secs, making them the most frequent shitters in the animal kingdom. Edit: poop, not pop, although I wish they did. Actually, exploding seagull everywhere would be bad... and probably attract more gulls for the free buffet. I take that ill-thought comment back. Edited January 19, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 (edited) Brooke Bond, the company famous for mass producing tea bags, was created as an insider joke when the then 18 year old lads mag favourite Kelly Brook was caught participating in an intimate act with legendary James Bond actor Timothy Dalton. Dalton's agent ensured there was no press coverage given to the embarrassing incident, though Brook and Dalton have since made millions in royalties after allowing Unilever to use their jestfully created brand name. Edited January 19, 2016 by Ross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Div can never be found in a drunken stupor. Must have a bloody good hiding-place then....... -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 (edited) JCB are to extend the trial of bucket attachments that fit on to mobility scooters. This will give those with walking difficulties the ability to carry out light groundwork contracts. Stephen Hawkins successfully used a prototype of the new bucket to clear half a ton of top soil from his back garden in September. A picture of him doing so features on their website. Edited January 20, 2016 by qos_75 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Stephen Hawkins did the voice over for X-Factor and is an avid fan of reality TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Mozza once made a serious post on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Cheryl Cole is Andy Coles sister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 All bingo callers are innumerate - phrases such as "two little ducks", "legs" and "two fat ladies" were invented to cover up the fact that they were complete dunces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Sally McNair has no legs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 The plural of Subaru is Subari 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Pot noodles can be made healthier by adding a kilo of granulated sugar to the boiling nutritious goodness in an unbiodegradable plastic container. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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