ah-dee Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 The Romans’ built hadrians wall to show off their construction and brick laying skills in the hope of attracting bridge building and bypass contracts further north , it appears sadly they would have been the sounder choice thats daft. everyone knows hadrains wall was built to breed out the ginger gene. nearly worked as well but domeone smuggled a guy called Ogg south and he had the sexual powers of a stag and the looks of a god 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Calum Kennedy once turned down a tour of the States supporting Elvis as he had to cut the peats for his granny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Fran Healy of Scotch rockers Travis is notorious for smelling like Revels. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Steve McFadden (Phil Mitchell out of EastEnders) has the world's largest collection of Pokémon cards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 After completing the filming of her series' about Britain's most historic towns, Professor Alice Roberts is asking for suggestions for her follow-up. "Britain's Most Horrific Towns". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 None of the Doric based comedy trio Scotland the What actually came from the north east of Scotland. Two were Welsh and one was Afro Caribbean who “whited up” for each performance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 25 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: After completing the filming of her series' about Britain's most historic towns, Professor Alice Roberts is asking for suggestions for her follow-up. "Britain's Most Horrific Towns". Soon to be followed by ‘hot chicks with ginger pubes’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Molly Weir has a songwriting credit, along with members of the modern beat combo Queen, for a song called “Flash”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 A magnet, heated to 73.1 degrees centigrade in a mixture of bicarbonate of soda, lemon juice, fairy liquid and sea water will lose its magnetic properties for 24 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 A Broadway musical featuring the songs of Boney M will make it's British premier in Drumnadrochit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 5 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: A Broadway musical featuring the songs of Boney M will make it's British premier in Drumnadrochit Show Me A Motion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Dropping mentos into Coca Cola makes the glass magnetic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Former motherwell keeper Hugh Sproat invented the powdered drink creamola foam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 The average adult consumes 500g of kettle flakes during their lifetime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 The average adult produces approx 3lbs of earwax per ear in their lifetime, enough to sculpt a lifesize replica of Greyfriars Bobby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Queen Victoria was a Third Lanark supporter and used to attend at least one game a season disguised as a man (as women at football matches was frowned upon in the 1890s). Her cover was almost blown following a 5-1 home defeat by Renton when, on leaving at full time, she was overheard telling her companion "We are not amused!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Actually that was more because she had been lured up to Scotland to see Kingussie. She thought she was going to meet a possible future husband. Instead she had to watch a disappointing game of shinty on a cold wet day in January. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 3 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: The average adult produces approx 3lbs of earwax per ear in their lifetime, enough to sculpt a lifesize replica of Greyfriars JOBBY. Ftfy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 When Salman Rushdie was in hiding from the Muslims who protested his book he started a new novel that was never finished. It was going to be called Buddha was a fat b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Richard Osman off of Pointless is actually only 5 ft but wears 2 feet worth of shoe lifts to make him look bigger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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