Swarley Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Scientists estimate that electricity will run out within the next 600 years, hastening the need to colonize other planets. Science, pah. What has that ever done for us? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Pat Morita, who played Mr Miyagi in the Karate Kid films, invented chop sticks after losing his temper at the tea lady on set and breaking his plastic fork on the counter when she served him a smaller than usual portion of boiled rice with his dinner. Too embarrassed to ask for more cutlery, he pretended it had been deliberate and proceeded to eat his dinner using only the handle of the fork and his knife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bairney Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Birds don't get electrocuted landing on electricity lines as they land on them with both feet at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Despite his name, Meat Loaf is a vegetarian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 The modern six-string guitar was invented by Antonio Stradivari in his spare time. When he launched his new invention it caused mass uproar among snobbish musicians and a mass boycott of Stradivarius violins continued until the maestro's death. Only two Stradivarius guitars are known to exist today, both are owned by Brian May. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 A pint of beer counts as one of your five fruit and vegetables a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Supras was once thrown out of a College debating competition for being to vague. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Supras was once thrown out of a College debating competition for being to vague. He was also thrown out of his own house by his parents for being beige. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Bruce Lee's real name is Lee Bruce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Kasabian will write and perform the song for the new Bond film, #Spectre under the working title "The Enemy Within". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Popular P&B forumer, StandFree03 was thrown out of last years Great British Bake Off for serving up a lemon cheesecake with extracts of his own smegma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Brusch Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Popular P&B forumer, StandFree03. That's a good one pal, almost had me going 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiltrum Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 The last time Hibs won the Scottish Cup Scotland was an independent country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 The last time Hibs won the Scottish Cup, Scotland was in Pangaea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 The last time Clyde won the Scottish Cup, Plato was in nappies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el buitre Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 North korea are not guilty of hacking SONY, its all just an elaborate insurance scam commited by angelina jolie and brad pitt to finance their ever increasing brood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 The last time McCoist got a pay rise he hadn't a clue what he was signing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Shouldn't this be in the '"Facts" someone else made up' thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 The last time McCoist got a pay rise he hadn't a clue what he was signing.He thought he was signing for the Greggs order 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Former Hearts favourite and current celtic stopper Craig Gordon has his goalkeeping gloves attached by a piece of string that goes up one sleeve and down the other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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