Ya Bezzer! Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Modern central heating was invented by Raymond Douglas Aetor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 If you constantly listen to music that is played in minor keys, your IQ will increase on average by 4 points. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 If you constantly listen to music in major keys, you will score an average of 4 points on QI. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 8MileBU recently fled the country after being the victim of four sexual offences so depraved, the acts haven't even been given names yet. Thankfully, he returned after realising that there are far worse things that can happen in Florida. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 (edited) Maverick guitarist Jimi Hendrix died after choking on his vomit in his sleep. The reason he vomited was because he was dreaming he was on the Big Dipper at Blackpool after drinking seven pints of giraffes urine and eating two pickled eggs whilst wearing a Jimmy krankie face mask. Edited May 21, 2015 by a1974h 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 John Lydon was the first UK citizen with the new photographic driving licence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Michael Stipe has an honorary degree from Abertay University, Dundee in recognition of his wacky face paint he used to wear on stage. He never collected the degree however he waved the certificate on stage at a concert in Germany in 2007. The chorus to "The Sidewinder sleeps tonight" was written in tribute to Lochee baker Colin Jim Aitken who supplies Michael Stipe with plehnies and inyin ins whenever he plays the Caird Hall in disguise as Shug McTumshie and his Monifieth Stompers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 (edited) The fact that we are all indeed jock Tamson's bairns is a fallacy. Jock Tamson actually had the snip aged 16 after all his 800 offspring were born with ginger hair and had freckles in the shape of a cock on their forehead. Edited May 22, 2015 by a1974h 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Wooden rulers lose up to 0.0828% accuracy over their lifetime due to warping, and as such are banned at CERN and NASA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Prez Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Scientists and other experts have proved that grumpy people are the only people that have found the true meaning of life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Bob Carolgees was left on his local police station step as a baby. Bob was never able to track down his biological mother and psychological experts believe the reason he had such a big moustache was to try and hide his insecurities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Daphne from TV quiz show Eggheads used to be a Playboy Bunny and was often seen accompanying Hugh Hefner to various celebrity events in L.A 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Pat Sharpe famously shaved off his mullet for charity in the mid 90s but the shorn locks were stolen and the winner of the charity auction, Lisa Minelli, was presented with an empty box as the event organisers, Barnardos, assumed she wouldn't bother checking. They were right until 2008 when Ms Minelli was showing the prize off to her dear friend, Richard Herring, and, infuriated, she sued Barnados for over $5,000,000 although an out of court settlement was reached the following autumn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Daphne from TV quiz show Eggheads used to be a Playboy Bunny and was often seen accompanying Hugh Hefner to various celebrity events in L.A Shit, apologies all, apparently that's actually true ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Lenny Henry's parents are both white 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Danny Dyer invented coco pops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Orange peel has a stronger tensile strength than steel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Thomas Edison invented Velcro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Russell Brand's mither is a bog brush, and that bog brush is none other than former TV-am weather girl, from the 80s, Wincy Willis. I'll do some digging, but I'm pretty sure his old boys a ring tailed lemur called Jeff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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