CountyFan Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 How come? Are you an annoying c**t but have a cracking set of tits? Actually yes. Also my surname is Carey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Did you post that earlier and delete it? I'm sure I read that half an hour ago. Coyote posted the same earlier it would seem which is still there now I read back on the thread. Great minds and all that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I still get moshers i don't remember calling me Duckman from when i was 15 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 A guy who stayed round the corner from my was caled boogie... Im certain it was because of his stutter ( after the song blame it on the boogie: b b b b b b b b b, boogie, boogie) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 (edited) There was a guy going about Inverness when i was younger who walked with his foot facing sideways. He was called Tony Through Ball. Edited October 30, 2013 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statts1976uk Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 An old Sergeant of mine at RAF Lossiemouth was called Aquafresh because he had three stripes and was a tube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 A colleague called Wood from a few years back was affectionately known as Lumpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Actually yes. Also my surname is Carey. I thought you might have been black. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 My dad's always called me Radish since I go pink in the sun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbes20silkcut Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I've worked with a guy called. Broken arrow. Because he doesn't work and can't be fired. Wheelbarrow. Only works when pushed. Owlface.cos he looks like an owl. At school there were pupils shitass. Fool. And. Teachers Fannyfreeze cos his real name was Cockburn. Husband and wife teachers .ma and pa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Know a boy who always got cried "José". Didn't know why for ages but it turns out its cos his dads a fireman. A boy who sometimes comes along to the Killie games has "waybellow" as his handle as he used to work in farmfoods. And a friend of a friend is known as "shagger" as he was a virgin up until his 30's. Funnily enough he's a farmer and a bit of a strange-un. Other strange one I remember from years ago was a boy who always got called "toothpaste". Turns out it because his surname was McLean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 One of my pals went through a mosher phase in our early years at high school. During this time he wore a leather jacket that went down to his knees. He's well past this stage of his life but has been known as "batman" ever since. Another pal has a very pointy nose and gets called "crow". Funnily enough his girlfriend also has a pointy nose. Their flat is known as the crow's nest. A guy I went to uni with got called bawbag but this is because he was generally just a bawbag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I used to know a chap called Juan Yusef. His English wasn't the finest but he was always good for returning the rounds. This might not be entirely true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Guy at my school was nicknamed Gutty cos his surname was Trainer. He had a wee brother a few years below us who ended up being called Shoey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 The best I remember from school was a guy people used to call 'yeasty' because he was 'in bred'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Not particularly clever, but a pal of mine is know almost universally as 'beast', from when he kissed a munter in primary six. He is now 27 and is still known as this and is introduced to people as beast. On a similar note, again, not particularly clever, but a pal of my dad's spelled his name incorrectly on one of his first days as school, as such, Brian became Brain, and to this day is known as brain to most people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Nicknames for two local big-boned lads when I was wee - 'Tub' and 'Chunk'. Played fitba' once with a guy who was introduced as 'Dobber' - I didnae ask why he was called that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el buitre Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 My uncle worked with a guy who got his boy a start and basically covered his arse at all times. The boy got the nickname "christy brown" cos his da carried him everywhere (from the movie - my left foot) Also went to school wae a boy who had a hard on at a swimming lesson so he was called "the hard man" from that point on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 There's a local guy who gets cried 'Alias Smith and Jones' because naebody kens whae his faither is! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I have a friend that goes by the nicknames of 'Kinky', 'Frisky', 'Bon Ban MacCrimmon' and 'Seaking - King of the Sea'. I'm not sure how or why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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