Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Because 2 fingers isn't enough? That could lead to another story about the Stanley screwdriver guy who was a bit of a legend in our wee part of Belfast. We told him about using a Kitkat or other assorted confection and he used a packet of Malteesers. He also picked up another charmer whilst steaming and paid over £70 for the Europa hotel for the night, only to fall asleep, then told us the next day at football. Needless to say, we never breathed a word to anyone in our local? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CK Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 There was a guy at my school called Jim and he only had nine fingers. He got called "Jimbo Nine Fingers". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Geography teacher called Mr Cowie who happened to have an mono brow. He got the nickname Mr Eyebrowie. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Form older readers, a fat lass in the Ballysillan area called Barbara became known as Barbarapapa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I get called kinky I have a pal who gets called bacon and have no idea why. At school there was a guy who slipped on a bit ham and broke his arm. He got called Hami. Same with a boy who fell in the pond at lochore. Got called pondy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 (edited) I used to work with a short lad from Stornoway. He was so small that when he walked in the door you couldn't see him if you were sitting down. This led to him getting the nickname "The Breeze".... ETA, I also know of a guy who just came to mind who was so spectacularly ugly, he was known as "Sexual". Edited October 30, 2013 by Confidemus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Heard about a guy who lost a finger in an industrial accident. He gets called Kit Kat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I know of a guy called 'ghost' because he was in a bad car crash and apparently died before they managed to revive him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I work in a nickname rich environment, some of my favs are.... We had a guys whos surname was Fiddler, nickname 'Kiddy' I've known a few Wan's, mostly Kerr's but a couple of Kings too (although Nosmo is common for Kings too) Theres a 'Notso' Wiseman who's not the sharpest tool in the box I've worked with a 'Throm' (as in thrombosis) because he was a slow moving clot Theres 'Uphill' Gardener who made the fatal mistake on being asked what he was called, said anything except Uphill so Uphill it was. Seal pup is another one, not because they're cute and likeable, just because you want to club the fuckers to death. If I think of more, I'll add to the list 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundermonkey Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 There was a boy in my street who went by the moniker of 'Boner' due to his habit of popping a stiffy at the most inappropriate moments. There's a guy in my office gets called Wilmot Brown because he looks like a rapist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Met a boy years ago when I was in my teens who had been horrifically burned down one half of his face and was rather cruelly called Half Pizza and Chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Sledge because he gets pulled by dogs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Guy in my work gets called the Boomtown Rat, because hes never in on a Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Anybody with the second name of Ritchie should always be known as Mabozza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I get called Mariah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Just minded another one, 'nadsar' Aitken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 A guy at school who stank of piss... Pish Flaps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I know a guy from Nairn who was called 'Sledge' at school, because he was always pulled by dogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Two thick blokes,'one was called Whalemeat and the other Shinbone...the names just seemed to fit. Daft bird from Lonriggend called Tattie, a guy I knew shagged her and said I love you Tattie. She asked to be called her real name......."I love you Potato."...He says it's true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vacamion Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 A friend of my parents was called "back gate Howard". When I was a child, I asked why all the adults called him this and my Dad told me he liked looking at people over back gates. Now I am an adut and I reflect on this... Ewwwwwwwwww 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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