YOGI IS GOD Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 (edited) 1) Ya b*****din' dumplin ye! 2) Don't call me an arsehole Betty 3) She is still here, in my heart. "BIRTHDAY CAIRD PISH!" 4) Whit ye gonny do next? Cut aff yer baws and come back as yer sister? 5) A scone and tea at half past three makes the day a little brighter, so take yer cakes and fancy tarts and shove them up yer shiter Edited November 4, 2013 by YOGI IS GOD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 "Mibbe if ye huv a jobbie, Martin, yer maw cin wipe yer arse fir ye, Martin." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 1. "Table for one at the Indian Star tonight, Bobby?" 2. "Well, it'll be history when it's flying out my pisser in about an hour." 3. "Attack of the Lazy b*****d Barman" 4. "You're a dick, you're a dick, you're under the thumb, and you're a p***k!" 5. "Naw, get yersel a Bacardi and diet lemonade, ya arsehole ye." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I run a tight ship, no a shite tip. winston, that was john loggie baird, he says yer an arsehole. This just in, NAW aye thats a family sized bag of revels. noo take this single mother size bag and get oot ma shoap! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 (edited) "theres two types of people in life, those who use the front door and those who use the back"........"can we use the back door boaby, the shutters doon" "we even...kicked a giraffe tae death one time" Edited November 4, 2013 by wellfan09 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Not really a quote but this had me in stitches when I saw it. Boaby gets called away from the pub and Eric stands in behind the bar. Next thing you know, the entire pub is behind the bar helping themselves to a free shot and then they down them with a toast "TO BOABY!". A greenie for anyone who can find the clip (or the episode) on Youtube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 1. Nae Points p***k! 2. Smell ma fingers! Get them smelt. It's the good stuff. 3. I don't mean to speak ill of the dead but he was a p***k 4. Scotch Corner, Scotch Corner 5. This is the story of Mrs Begg.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wishawbhoy Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Boaby - Oh look it's the Two Ronnies. Jack - And it's geeus a pint ya p***k from me Victor- and it's geeus a pint ya p***k from him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrestersKTID Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 1. Navid - "Who'd you think you're talking to eh ya ginger bitch. " 2. Jack "Mibbe if ye huv a jobbie, Martin, yer maw cin wipe yer arse fir ye, Martin." 3. Winston "GET IT RIGHT ROON YE FINPORT" 4. Boaby "Oft here they come Abott n Costello you're puttin the beef on Jack"....." aye thats right, everytime i shag your wife she makes me a sandwich" 5. Navid "yer Dain ....ma box in....ya dobber" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 1) "Aye, well, ye'll have a bloody job ringing his neck he's in a million bits" 2) "Away an take a flyin focus tae yersel" 3) "I'll be in on Friday at doo doo....hauf two" 4) "Nobody will be getting battered up the arse on my shift" 5) "It's deid. He musta died, then they cut aff his phone, cause he didny pay his bill, cause he couldny, cause he wis deid" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 1) "I run a tight ship, not a shite tip!" 2) "Two pints ya p***k!" 3) "A scone and tea at half past 3 makes the day a little brighter. Keep yer cakes and fancy tarts, and stick them up yer shiter!" 4) "I don't mean to speak ill of the dead, but he was a p***k!" 5) "Is there anything heavy in my bag? Aye, the bloody electricity bill!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 (edited) "Navid how come you don't have whisky tastin's in here? I'd certainly come" : "Good idea Pete, what time's good for you? What about 5 o'clock in the morning before I take the rolls in ya jaakey baastard" Edited November 5, 2013 by YOGI IS GOD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Boaby - Oh look it's the Two Ronnies. Jack - And it's geeus a pint ya p***k from me Victor- and it's geeus a pint ya p***k from him Don't mean to piss on your chips, Celtic boi, but it's actually "Shut up ya p***k fae me." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 (edited) Not really a quote but this had me in stitches when I saw it. Boaby gets called away from the pub and Eric stands in behind the bar. Next thing you know, the entire pub is behind the bar helping themselves to a free shot and then they down them with a toast "TO BOABY!". A greenie for anyone who can find the clip (or the episode) on Youtube. Classic! http://youtu.be/xrqINNOdH8M?t=8m42s Edited November 5, 2013 by YOGI IS GOD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 You're no Troy The Gardner, you're Boaby The Barman! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 "Mibbe if ye huv a jobbie, Martin, yer maw cin wipe yer arse fir ye, Martin." 4. "You're a dick, you're a dick, you're under the thumb, and you're a p***k!" 5. Navid "yer Dain ....ma box in....ya dobber" "Back aff, yaaaa spooky bitch!" "Lager please...ya big lantern-jawed, bug-eyed junkie-faced bone-idle dimwitted basterd ye!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Bergkamp Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Jack: "Theres a money lender in Craiglang" Boaby: *whistles theme song to Good, the Bad and the Ugly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Classic! http://youtu.be/xrqINNOdH8M?t=8m42s Cheers lad! I was getting it slightly confused with this clip... http://youtu.be/ww1EjMYxRHc?t=9m59s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Sunblest! Best a gear! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Classic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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