SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 1. Sofa retail 2. Debt Consolidation 3. Gambling aimed at women - it's only bingo, so you'll still be a sassy succesful lady and definitely not a despicable addict. 4. Gambling aimed at men - Some public school boy thick frame glasses wearing Marketing w**k's visualisation of 'lad' culture. 5. Emergency famine relief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Save the dolphins. Save the abandoned dogs. Save the pandas. Save the lions. Save the rain forest. I don't mind the help fight *disease* ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 1. Donkey Aid 2. Panda Aid 3. Save the Whale 4. Llama Aid 5. Lemon Aid Beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Anything to do with money, mostly. Consolidate debt, payday loans, insurance (particularly comparison sites), banking, savings, ISA (ISA, baby), the list goes on and so do the adverts. Toys - the fun is in the Play Doh doh doh doh doh. Lalalaloopsy. Veeeeeee TECH! We're hungry hippos, hungry, hungry hippos, elephun elephun, we're having elephun. f**k OFF! I can't finish the top five. I've annoyed myself remembering those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co.Down Hibee Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 thanks to sky+ adverts can get tae f**k......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Basically the advertising industry. And you can add print and especially radio ads to the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 1 Insurance 2 Insurance 3 Insurance 4 Webuyanycar.com 5 Insurance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 1) Cereal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 1. Washing powders / liquids - Nobody looks that excited at clothes coming out their machine 2. Toothbrushes - There are literally no innovations left to be made in this area, but it doesn't stop them claiming there is. 3. Razor Blades - as above. Plus the money spent on paying celebrity arseholes to endorse the product. 4. Cars - You'd think this would be an easy one to get right, but when you see cars flying / dancing / jumping through hoops, you know they're out of ideas. 5. PPI / "Were you injured in a fall at work" / Pawn your Granny's jewellery / Wonga etc - The day I ever use any of these abominations is the day that one of them actually create an honest ad where they present the ad dressed as a vulture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Bookmakers. Some cringeworthy stuff, particularly Ladbrokes and Bet 365 The tampon and sanitary towel industries. Who remembers the roller skaters and Claire Rayner? It's always blue water they use. Can they not make it red to make it a little more realistic? Tabloid newspapers. Usually some hard done to nobody revealing their exclusive as if it was the greatest news ever published Over 50's life assurance. Are you over 50? WELL YOU BETTER HURRY UP AND BUY MY PRODUCT AS YOU ARE GOING TO DIE SOON AND YOUR FAMILY WILL GET NOTHING. way to tempt me Scottish Tourism ads. I don't live in Brigadoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 The tampon and sanitary towel industries. Who remembers the roller skaters and Claire Rayner? It's always blue water they use. Can they not make it red to make it a little more realistic? Possibly the only funny thing that a jam-rag company has ever done. Period. (hohoho). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK6n7LCS2fc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Possibly the only funny thing that a jam-rag company has ever done. Period. (hohoho). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK6n7LCS2fc Women have a weird sense of humour. Although that is pretty funny as is the Facebook comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 1 Insurance 2 Insurance 3 Insurance 4 Webuyanycar.com 5 Insurance http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=39f_vkViOpI&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D39f_vkViOpI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychedelic Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 The 'Digby Brown' advert for Personal Injury claims that's on Tay FM is a cracker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONACCORD1 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 The one where women can skydive without lookin like one of the Red arrows with her special fanny pad on lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Andrew Castle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 I say you buy one you get one free. That baldy mullet c**t with his windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 The one where women can skydive without lookin like one of the Red arrows with her special fanny pad on lol Aye, I hear they've got wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Barry Scott rules Ya Bass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 1. I suppose Party Political Broadcasts count as advertising in some way- fibbing wanks the lot of them 2, banks/financial institutions. "We really care about you". No, it would be more honest if you got Bob Geldof to say "just give us yer focking money" 3. Christmas ads that start in October. Just f**k off. 4. Car ads- especially ones for SUVs that show them roaring up mountains or through jungles etc when you just know they're only going to be driven by some clueless bint on the school run. 5. all those dog food adverts- "prime succulent meat etc". Look, it all ends up as shit on the pavement anyway and dugs are not that fussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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