statts1976uk Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 That one with James Nesbit for Warranty Direct trying to scare you into buying a policy as your car is, apparently, a "ticking timebomb!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Basically any mobile phone ad. Fucking detest every single one of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 The one where women can skydive without lookin like one of the Red arrows with her special fanny pad on lol Is this the right place to point out that all women skydivers should wear tampons........... .....to stop them whistling on the way down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Perfume adds are of course the winners here. How do they even work? I see nothing about them that would make that one stand out. Not that I buy perfume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Perfume and "mens fragrance" ads that begin to appear around now, just in time for the I-don't-have-a-clue-what-to-get-you-for-Christmas-here's-some-smellies shoppers All of them trying to be "arty" and end up just being fcuking annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Gazprom. The Snowman but with added global energy providings. But also this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 1. Gambling - I'm guessing that Italian lad for Ladbrokes' only known words in English are - ''Free bet'', ''Chris! Look at this'', ''Game on!''. Fair dues to the lad, money for old rope at his age. 2. Visit Scotland/Ireland/France/Jamaica/Kosovo........ - it's beautiful sure, but fùck, try something better than just showing glory shots of coasts, castles, lochs, bagpipes, Greeks dancing and drinking. Give us the real ads - Scotland - absolute CARNAGE on a Fri/Sat night with fat drunk people shouting at each, Greeks - honking their horns and having a low tolerance for waiting. 3. WKD - No male looks cool or funny when holding a neon blue coloured 330 ml drink that cost about £4. 4. Tampons - a woman on her period will most probably not like to be sky diving, driving motorbikes through Nevada, or climbing mountains. 5. Sky Sports - trying to paint shit like Stoke v Swansea or Sunderland v WBA as the main event in your weekend viewing. Lots of black and white shots, dramatic poses/shouts from the coaches, players in slow motion looking downwards before twisting their head towards the camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Is that how Red Bull got its name? It would have to be a very graphic euphemism for that to be the case! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 The new d&g autocare advert is a total belter! Look out for it on STV Dea yea need yer brakes dun ayyeeeee, look fowid to seeing you byeeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Was going to create a thread on this but found this one so I'll just bump it: 1. Online bingo adverts. Too much shit going on these adverts, from flashing colours to dancing dogs. Plus they're primarily aimed at the full-time mummy brigade. 2. Adverts promoting popular tv shows. That BT one where the students watch every episode of Breaking Bad consecutively within 48 hours infuriates me. The Virgin advert with the "Boxset Owl" is also bollocks. 3. Perfume adverts. Absolutely everywhere especially in the run-up to christmas. Chloe by Dior definitely the cringiest I've seen of late. She's randomly hugging a massive fucking oversized version of the perfume at the end of it. 4. Technology ads. I don't give a f**k if I can have a conversation with my new phone and this is preferable to actually pressing the required buttons, you lazy b*****d. 5. Adverts that predominantly feature children, particularly where they are acting like adults. You could say I'm the anti-BEAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Anything to do with money, mostly. Consolidate debt, payday loans, insurance (particularly comparison sites), banking, savings, ISA (ISA, baby), the list goes on and so do the adverts. Toys - the fun is in the Play Doh doh doh doh doh. Lalalaloopsy. Veeeeeee TECH! We're hungry hippos, hungry, hungry hippos, elephun elephun, we're having elephun. f**k OFF! I can't finish the top five. I've annoyed myself remembering those. Someone has been paying attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 1. Payday loans 2. Aftershave 3. Perfume (it's very important to point out that aftershave adverts are worse than perfume adverts) 4. Banks 5. Mobile phones Bonus - Dating websites, furniture shops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Unusual given the thread title that nobody's mentioned toilet paper adverts... 1. Toilet paper 2. Insurance 3. Payday lenders 4. Aftershave & perfume ads. I don't understand a single one, go away. 5. Holiday-related adverts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 1. paddy power -oh look at us we're hilarious hehe whats he craic! 2. digby brown - we're not like those other compensation c***s. 3. the co - op. now they can f**k right off with their hollier than thou adverts about morals and ethics. their directors are aw aboot the drugs n hookers just like the rest of them banker wankers. 4. skysports - just watch that mitchell and webb sketch. 5.wonga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 To be fair, if you're from Northern Ireland, it probably is. Northern Irish adverts are a different ball game , I remember we watched these in 3rd year modern studies as we were doing about the troubles in Northern Ireland or something and we watched this. I thought it was a fucking bt advert untill the last minute Also did you know billy Mitchell was a grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Sure I've posted these before, but they do a nice line in road safety ads in Northern Ireland. The first one is quite old... Obviously thought that one squashed kid wasn't hard-hitting enough, so they increased it twenty-fold in the newer advert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Holy f**k that is absolutely brutal, how did it get approved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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