coprolite Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 On 10/03/2018 at 11:25, welshbairn said: I'm not a trained psychiatrist but I suspect Thomas is not quite right in the head. You'd have thought a hospital rather than the criminal justice system would be the place for him. It takes ages to get from one to the other. I expect that the "full plea in mitigation" might be similar to your post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 (edited) 19 hours ago, The Master said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-43363435 Should get them involved in the Lorne/Slice/Square sausage debate that rages on. Edited March 12, 2018 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 On 11/03/2018 at 20:42, The Master said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-43363435 I witnessed two bakers in Lostwithiel having an increasingly heated argument as to whether the one who made chicken tikka pasties was entitled to call them pasties at all. The cornish make Aberdeenshire look cosmopolitan and outward looking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Princess Anne "not as ugly as she seems" says Fife Woman. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-people-the-day-i-met-princes-ann-shes-really-pretty-shes-very-different-to-look-at-in-real-life-than-on-tv/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Man shakes other man's hand. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-people-the-dundee-man-who-shook-tony-blairs-hand-when-he-visited-soon-after-being-elected/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Princess Anne "not as ugly as she seems" says Fife Woman. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-people-the-day-i-met-princes-ann-shes-really-pretty-shes-very-different-to-look-at-in-real-life-than-on-tv/ FAKE NEWS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, The Master said: Man shakes other man's hand. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-people-the-dundee-man-who-shook-tony-blairs-hand-when-he-visited-soon-after-being-elected/ They picked the wrong headline. Man Moved Because House Was Too Big! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Have any horse owners noticed anything unusual about your four legged friend? Quote Horse's head found in burn in Bellshill Quote It is not known how the animal died. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-43514219 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muirkirk nil Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 (edited) https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2414922/scheme-marvin-baird-mobile-phone-jail-job-kilmarnock-junkie/ SCHEME star Marvin Baird was sacked from his cushy prison job when a smuggled phone slipped out of his bum and landed beside a warden. The junkie, 38, lost his “passman” role and sparked a security scare after the mobile tumbled from his shorts while he bent down at Kilmarnock nick. Insiders claim Baird — who was locked up awaiting sentence on a drugs rap — was carrying the device for a gangland figure, who can’t be named. A source branded the yob’s attempt “hapless”. They added: “Marvin was walking about the prison in a pair of shorts and flips flops. “He was holding a high-profile prisoner’s phone inside his bum and went to pick something up in front of one of the officers. “But it slipped out and landed right at the guard’s feet. “The guard pressed something and then prison officers were swarming from everywhere. “He was sacked from his passman job straight away and was locked up 23 hours a day.” It is understood Baird was allowed back in with mainstream cons at the private prison. Edited March 26, 2018 by muirkirk nil 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/sweet-jesus-ice-cream-1.4592984 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Liverpudlian mistaken for a comedian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 NT News on form. Any challengers for this world title? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eednud said: NT News on form. Any challengers for this world title? Between 7-10 times per day? Pffffft. @throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Its funny because Chisholm sounds like jism as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Between 7-10 times per day? Pffffft. @throbber A Holden Maloo - clearly a w****r's car: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 33 minutes ago, throbber said: It wouldn’t be funny if you were on the receiving end of it though! As Missus throbber could testify. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emiliano ZaBankie Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 I'm not a trained psychiatrist but I suspect Thomas is not quite right in the head. You'd have thought a hospital rather than the criminal justice system would be the place for him. ^^^Illuminati confirmed^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Update on the piles man. He’s off to the nick, not the hospital. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/haemorrhoids-pictures-man-sent-to-jail-for-23-weeks-for-threatening-dundee-housing-staff/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HenryHill Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 21 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Circle of life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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