Big Fifer Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/our-region/edinburgh/edinburgh-woman-who-ripped-out-man-s-testicle-with-teeth-avoids-jail-1-4633430 £500 fine for a lassie chewin' one of your knackers clean off? A real kick in the stone IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/our-region/edinburgh/edinburgh-woman-who-ripped-out-man-s-testicle-with-teeth-avoids-jail-1-4633430 £500 fine for a lassie chewin' one of your knackers clean off? A real kick in the stone IMO. What's the moral of the story? Never refuse a threesome with an Italian lady? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkneil Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Adam Rooney & Captain Kirk's "my baws are bigger than your baws" banter on twitter makes the news. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-42338817 Good cause though, so spread the word round folks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 16 minutes ago, gkneil said: Adam Rooney & Captain Kirk's "my baws are bigger than your baws" banter on twitter makes the news. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-42338817 Good cause though, so spread the word round folks. Terrible journalism thread for this pish: Quote The American actor and Irish footballer both back the charity Cahonas Scotland. That would be the Canadian actor, William Shatner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkneil Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 26 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Terrible journalism thread for this pish: That would be the Canadian actor, William Shatner Bill seems to be embracing both countries with his choice of bawballs. He chose Hollywood and the concomitant labelling as an American with open eyes imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/rats-centretown-ottawa-garbage-pickup-1.4445256 Mostly posting this because of the Ironically named cat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 Shouldn't laugh but... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-42465094 Quote London Zoo fire: Seventy firefighters tackle cafe blaze More than 70 firefighters have been tackling a blaze at London Zoo. London Fire Brigade (LFB) said the fire that spread to most of the Adventure Cafe and shop, which contains an animal petting area, was now under control. The zoo said an aardvark was "currently unaccounted for" and a number of its staff had been treated at the scene for smoke inhalation and shock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 1 hour ago, The DA said: Shouldn't laugh but... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-42465094 It's getting worse. Aardvark dead and four meerkats missing after fire at London Zoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 Apparently a second Subway sandwich shop opening in Stirling is big news according to the Daily record....earth shattering stuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 10 hours ago, welshbairn said: It's getting worse. Aardvark dead and four meerkats missing after fire at London Zoo TBF it's the first zoo to be listed in the Michelin Guide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 18 hours ago, Zen Archer said: TBF it's the first zoo to be listed in the Michelin Guide. Food from there would be awfy rare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Great headline, story not so much. Woman rode motorbike naked, got fingered in the street and punched a blind man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 7 hours ago, welshbairn said: Great headline, story not so much. Woman rode motorbike naked, got fingered in the street and punched a blind man I love how the traditional safe newspaper phrase "a sex act" is completely undermined by the headline 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 7 hours ago, welshbairn said: Great headline, story not so much. Woman rode motorbike naked, got fingered in the street and punched a blind man Natasha Claus, the grand daughter Santa doesn't like to talk about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 7 hours ago, welshbairn said: Great headline, story not so much. Woman rode motorbike naked, got fingered in the street and punched a blind man Widnae. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Outraging public decency is the most English name for an offence in the history of names for offences. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 If it had all happened in one event she should have been on the honours list imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Incredible bit of PhotoShopping by the Record:http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/petrol-bomb-attack-probe-rutherglen-11186973 Why did they go for the image that obviously has the OSF wheel missing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, Black and White Tragic said: Why did they go for the image that obviously has the OSF wheel missing? More authentic for the Weegies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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