The Master Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Swarley said: Meanwhile, in Darwin Land of Nope thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/disgustin-identity-of-edinburgh-girl-who-did-not-flush-toilet-finally-revealed-1-4885475 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/sweary-kirkcaldy-man-discriminated-against-by-english-football-club-for-being-scottish-1-4888426/amp?__twitter_impression=true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Grass makes a c**t of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Grass makes a c**t of it.Excellent lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Dundee man ‘forgot’ he wasn’t allowed more than two guests in his house https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-forgot-he-wasnt-allowed-more-than-two-guests-in-his-house/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muirkirk nil Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Gran comes clean. https://www.cumnockchronicle.com/news/17512131.auchinleck-gran-who-hurled-bleach-over-child-says-everybody-makes-mistakes-and-is-granted-personal-booze-licence/?fbclid=IwAR2KxCFpqQ63nj4jbGOS0VCdQkBJmj6oAuH9ky1RSlKm67VG2oFzYyzdaUM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Fly tipping saaga.. https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17520610.rosyth-man-angry-at-currys-after-packaging-is-dumped/?ref=mr&lp=5 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 This Dundee pensioner has barricaded himself in his allotment shed https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/857752/pensioner-barricaded-in-allotment-shed-as-he-fights-against-eviction/ Although the pensioner issue is worrying, what is more concerning the video of Fergie who seems to have been kidnapped in wee Jum's living room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 29 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This Dundee pensioner has barricaded himself in his allotment shed https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/857752/pensioner-barricaded-in-allotment-shed-as-he-fights-against-eviction/ Although the pensioner issue is worrying, what is more concerning the video of Fergie who seems to have been kidnapped in wee Jum's living room. This is going to end like Waco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: This is going to end like Waco. Most things in Dundee do tbf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Fife flasher told police: ‘If you saw the size of my knob, you would wave it about too’ https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/fife-flasher-told-police-if-you-saw-the-size-of-my-knob-you-would-wave-it-about-too/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Fife flasher told police: ‘If you saw the size of my knob, you would wave it about too’https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/fife-flasher-told-police-if-you-saw-the-size-of-my-knob-you-would-wave-it-about-too/ Perfectly normal behaviour in Fife. Start with spitting, then rub yourself on your defeated opponent, then trousers down and wave your cock at them. What the f**k does he have in his spit that it felled this other man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Fife flasher told police: ‘If you saw the size of my knob, you would wave it about too’ https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/fife-flasher-told-police-if-you-saw-the-size-of-my-knob-you-would-wave-it-about-too/ Presumably only if the officer wanted to wave it about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Not a fan of folk in Dunfermline getting stabby. https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17544119.police-appeal-for-information-after-a-man-suffers-a-serious-neck-injury/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 On 3/13/2019 at 12:21, philpy said: https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/sweary-kirkcaldy-man-discriminated-against-by-english-football-club-for-being-scottish-1-4888426/amp?__twitter_impression=true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Long distance Clara confirms Dunfermline is better than wading through 300 cooked corpses. https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17545770.dunfermline-firefighter-overcame-horror-and-insists-it-is-the-best-job-in-the-world/?ref=mrb&lp=6 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Long distance Clara confirms Dunfermline is better than wading through 300 cooked corpses. https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17545770.dunfermline-firefighter-overcame-horror-and-insists-it-is-the-best-job-in-the-world/?ref=mrb&lp=6 Get that up on a big sign as you come in fae Crossford. Shining endorsement 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 23 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Get that up on a big sign as you come in fae Crossford. Shining endorsement Let’s not be hasty. She maybe hasn’t yet seen the High Street during the day in the middle of the week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Let’s not be hasty. She maybe hasn’t yet seen the High Street during the day in the middle of the week. She will have whenever bits of it have been set on fire in the middle of the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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