philpy Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 The security guy is in hospital.He's in the high dough-pendency ward. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 12 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: The security guard was in pain Ciabatta believe it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 I don't think this Glasgow tanning salon used Saatchi & Saatchi for its advertising campaign.. https://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/17968665.glasgow-tanning-salon-slammed-racist-golliwog-posts/ Who'd have thought that a business called Shine Tanning Salons would be into old-timey racism? [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 This is quite a story. https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/18003657.killers-mental-state-affected-sex-abuse-defence-claims/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 https://www.centralfifetimes.com/news/18003127.cowdenbeath-woman-shocked-discovery/?ref=twtrec 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 36 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: https://www.centralfifetimes.com/news/18003127.cowdenbeath-woman-shocked-discovery/?ref=twtrec What a vulgar Bulgar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 14 hours ago, JamieStevenson said: This is quite a story. https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/18003657.killers-mental-state-affected-sex-abuse-defence-claims/ That’s pretty dark for the Dunfermline Press. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Do you fink that councilors should get caned at work? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-50258727 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 35 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: their punishments would be more of a deterrent if they weren't carried out by fancy dress ninja turtles.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 On 31/10/2019 at 08:15, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: https://www.centralfifetimes.com/news/18003127.cowdenbeath-woman-shocked-discovery/?ref=twtrec One of the women took a photograph of the penis hanging out of his trousers and it was shown in Court. Him: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 On 31/10/2019 at 08:15, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: https://www.centralfifetimes.com/news/18003127.cowdenbeath-woman-shocked-discovery/?ref=twtrec Case was dropped because it didn't stand up in court. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Reminds me a bit of a case I covered in court a few years back. Some old boy got done for flashing in a shop. He had a hole in his jogging bottoms at, erm, a certain place and his defence seemed to be he didn't know (it happened in January so I think he'd have noticed) and if he had, he'd have given them to his daughter to fix. Presumably his underwear was all in the wash or mysteriously had a hole at the same place. I think he got the jail for it - and a few years later got done for something similar at the court in Stranraer. The fiscal helpfully used CCTV footage from the shop as proof it had happened - I decided not to put my glasses on for a better look... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 On 19/10/2019 at 14:50, LincolnHearts said: https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/home-intruder-masturbates-mum-wakes-3446499 No footage been released thankfully. I'm always waking up in the middle 0f the night with strangers wanking over me then foning 5 pals to tell them before I fone the police. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 On 29/10/2019 at 07:53, HenryHill said: Ciabatta believe it. So hard to earn a crust now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 DJ sorry after school kids are shown images of hangings at Halloween disco https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/dj-sorry-after-primary-school-17186125?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 On 31/10/2019 at 08:15, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: https://www.centralfifetimes.com/news/18003127.cowdenbeath-woman-shocked-discovery/?ref=twtrec Am I reading this wrong, or did a repairman turn up at some lassie's house with his cock hanging out of his trousers, and she let him in? I spent weeks trying to get a sparky to actually turn up and do some repairs at work, but I think I might still have knocked him back if he'd turned up giving it his best elephant impression. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 They are all fucking deviants down here, but I'm more disappointed at the lack of 'sink the pink/down the brown' comments. https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/lincoln-news/sex-drugs-defecation-debauched-acts-3493112 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Break news: leaves fall in autumn. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/angry-west-end-residents-demanding-council-clear-leaves-from-streets-before-someone-gets-injured/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Local genius decides to graffiti the wall of the local Episcopal Cathedral. https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/vandals-target-cathedral-on-eve-of-remembrance-events-185920/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Missing Edinburgh man found in shark. https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/richard-martyn-turner-edinburgh-named-17222096 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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