Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Damn it. Why didn't I think of that? Kudos Steve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Slight cheat given that's Facebook but too good not to share: Jack and Victor banned from Dunfermline nightclub https://m.facebook.com/lourenzos.dunfermline 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Won't somebody please think of the shopping trollies. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/dundee/discarded-carts-a-trolley-bad-show-in-dundee-1.675119 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/dundee/film-treat-for-eastern-primary-kids-trapped-in-class-1.677068 Mountains and molehills? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Audi manage to do that? http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/east-hills/police-caution-a-norwood-man-51-over-crash-with-world-war-i-cannon-on-osmond-tce-norwood/story-fni9lkyu-1227125738811?nk=d659726e15c811ba23361007e5a3a2aa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/sheep-spotted-running-on-major-aberdeen-road-1.694687 Drama in Aberdeen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/sheep-spotted-running-on-major-aberdeen-road-1.694687 Drama in Aberdeen! Ya eejit. that's not the local news section its the lonely hearts section. Pile in guys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/dundee/film-treat-for-eastern-primary-kids-trapped-in-class-1.677068 Mountains and molehills? I like the quote "One parent said: “It was the first thing we heard about when my kid got home from school." What did the expect? Mum: How was school today? Kid: I had chicken nuggets for lunch, Jamie Foster stole my ruler but the teacher made him give it back, we moved onto the next maths book which has a skier on the cover, erm... what else? Oh yeah, we got trapped in the classroom and had to watch Up again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/dundee/dundee-posties-out-on-unofficial-strike-1.693464#articlecomment Kathleen Gardiner, 66, said: “I didn’t get any mail this morning but I wasn’t expecting anything in particular.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 It's all kicking off in Tayport. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/two-nights-in-cells-for-pensioner-who-hit-husband-with-magazine-1.698598 Although on a more serious note, hands up if you think the same angle would have been taken if it had been the husband holding the TV magazine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Not funny this one, in fact horrific.. http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/factory-worker-suffered-horrific-death-8144707 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Not funny this one, in fact horrific.. http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/factory-worker-suffered-horrific-death-8144707 That's fucking horrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 That's fucking horrible. Just realised I vaguely know the guy who designed the control systems for the oven, one of the people charged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Dundee City Council in incompetence shocker. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/council-now-blaming-claypotts-junction-problems-on-different-lights-systems-1.701636 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Plymouth student falls asleep in urinal. http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Plymouth-student-falls-asleep-urinal/story-25022419-detail/story.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Breaking News that there is no news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Pointless crossing makes pointless news article. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/dundee/dundee-crossing-makes-pointless-list-1.729590 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 The town of Morecambe gets it's only redeeming feature back. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30432651 Police have Heather Mills on a round the clock watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Woman tries to take jars of Nutella of >100ml through airport security. Woman has said Nutella confiscated. Woman goes greeting to the Sunday Post. http://www.sundaypost.com/that-s-life/real-life-stories/personalised-nutella-spread-ruled-a-security-risk-by-airport-1.735232 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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