SimplyTON Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/jay-hart-clitheroe-sex-filmed-9079436?ICID=FB-MEN-main Footballer sacked after being filmed having sex with fan in dug-out at Tameside ground Clitheroe striker Jay Hart was caught in the act on a mobile phone at Mossley AFC’s Seel Park ground in Tameside. Not too sure if it was during a match “Any players, while wearing a Clitheroe tracksuit, represents the club." "Clitheroe striker Jay Hart was caught in the act on a mobile phone, still in his club t-shirt with his tracksuit bottoms around his legs" Solid case for unfair dismissal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) Enraged US man shoots his malfunctioning computer http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-32407688 Reminds me of Edited April 22, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Breaking news: tea towel on fire in Dundee. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/firefighters-called-to-union-street-in-dundee-1.867200 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Dog drives tractor onto M74 Read all about it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Dundee really is tremendous. If the staff of the Courier and Tele were plied with enough LSD each to kill an elephant they still couldn't come up with half of the mad stuff that happens here. My only regret in life is not being a Dundonian. I was born a couple of weeks late, by which time my folks had moved away from Dundee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Dundee really is tremendous. If the staff of the Courier and Tele were plied with enough LSD each to kill an elephant they still couldn't come up with half of the mad stuff that happens here. My only regret in life is not being a Dundonian. I was born a couple of weeks late, by which time my folks had moved away from Dundee. Knowing most of the Tele and Courier news staff, they're hyped up enough without pharmaceutical intervention. Dundee court is phenomenal for mad stuff. Today's top offering-man spotted wandering about down West Marketgait, cock in hand, having a fly w**k in the middle of the street without a care in the world. Tomorrow there's a guy in who went up to the mother of a girl he was stalking and told her he wanted to (and I quote) "suck her fanny". Brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A warm and fuzzy tale for a change http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-22/endangered-turtle-released-back-into-wild-after-crocodile-attack/6413062?section=qld 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 A warm and fuzzy tale for a change http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-22/endangered-turtle-released-back-into-wild-after-crocodile-attack/6413062?section=qld"released into the river... immediately taken by a croc....circle of life " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 What has been seen cannot be unseen.http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/dundee/dundee-sun-seekers-soak-up-the-rays-1.867096 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Dramatic rescue on Union Street - http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/section-of-union-street-closed-to-rescue-a-seagull-1.867809 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Dramatic rescue on Union Street - http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/section-of-union-street-closed-to-rescue-a-seagull-1.867809 A boy I used to work with ended up on the roof of Ayr telephone exchange because they could hear a seagull making a racket on the roof and obviously in distress. He discovered it was in the same situation as the one in that story and had become caught in netting that's put up there to try and stop them nesting. He decided to do his good deed for the day and cut it free with a set of snips, but managed to make a c**t of it and cut the poor b*****ds leg off. He ended up with a wee model of a seagull on his desk with a sticking plaster on it's leg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Knowing most of the Tele and Courier news staff, they're hyped up enough without pharmaceutical intervention. Dundee court is phenomenal for mad stuff. Today's top offering-man spotted wandering about down West Marketgait, cock in hand, having a fly w**k in the middle of the street without a care in the world. Tomorrow there's a guy in who went up to the mother of a girl he was stalking and told her he wanted to (and I quote) "suck her fanny". Brilliant. When I lived in sleepy St Andrews, we'd occasionally crave a bit of urban realism and just go and sit in McDonalds in Dundee for a while. Life's rich tapestry and all that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Knowing most of the Tele and Courier news staff, they're hyped up enough without pharmaceutical intervention. Certainly the ones that are sent down to the court! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Washout in Courier country. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/angus-the-mearns/man-flooded-houses-by-trying-to-reclaim-washing-machine-in-a-rage-1.868268 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) Grrrr. Should be locked up then throw away the key Edited April 26, 2015 by jagfox(Pt) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Hangings too good for the likes of them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk89 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Print edition on Friday ran with "Anger over foreign car"http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/perthshire/abandoned-foreign-car-could-remain-on-tayside-street-for-months-1.868166 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Forced to park their 7 seater elsewhere? Like 10feet away. Oh the absolute horror. Am sure in some other parts of the country it would have been torched by now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 What kind of oxygen thief complains to the police, that a car is 'Legally' parked in their street! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 1430048348574.jpg Grrrr. Should be locked up then throw away the key Temporary insanity IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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