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Still working on the temper, I see. Presumably he figures he's done with Scottish football, if he's back down south.

Meanwhile - naked Cox near the uni lochs ends up in the dock...s!

Sheriff Wyllie asks the fiscal to take hold of it!

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Eighty fucking barrels over six months, how is this even possible?

Pensioner who dumped barrels of human waste at roadside fined £750

Sheriff Fiona Tait said: "He has continued to put his human waste down.

"You have not entered into an arrangement for collection of your human waste.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-35605831

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Courier sub editor has a liquid lunch.

The council received hundreds of letters in support of the revised application, including one from TV start Joanna Lumley and a hand-written not from Lorraine Kelly.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/perth-road-restaurant-will-be-absolutely-fabulous-says-star-as-council-performs-licensing-u-turn-1.924905

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Mattydfc found.

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On another note.

£22,000 benefits cheat caught because of Facebook photos

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/22-000-benefits-cheat-caught-because-of-facebook-photos-1.925033

£5 a day she was conning honest tax payers like Amazon out of. Burn the witch!

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Dobbin just popped out for a paper and a pint of milk......

http://www.independent.ie/regionals/kerryman/news/appeal-after-tralee-crashes-34458449.html

Gardaí are also seeking information on an incident at the Farmers Bridge junction on the Tralee Killarney Road on January 16 at 7am in which a car collided with a horse. They are seeking the owner of the horse.
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Thanks a fucking bunch you b*****ds, brief the press then discuss it at a meeting in two days time, c***s.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/fife-council-to-shed-up-to-2-000-jobs-1.925589

Going by the grammar in the intro they've cut their sub editors.

Anyway:

Amusing "path that leads to nowhere" in John Ray Park is part of a major networking project

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"Martin Green came across the path in John Ray Park in Braintree whilst walking his Cockapoo, Kuqi."

http://www.braintreeandwithamtimes.co.uk/news/14289445.Amusing__path_that_leads_to_nowhere__is_part_of_a_major_networking_project/

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-35642470

Not news as such. I'm more surprised when people travelling around Arboath aren't racially abused.

As soon as I saw Arbroath, I just assumed it would be something like "Police hunt deviant family after string of assaults" or something similar.

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