SlipperyP Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Winner of the chess game had heart attack when he just won. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 6/10 for Wednesday, including the Australian premier one and the swimming gold medal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 9, 2019 Author Share Posted January 9, 2019 15 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Winner of the chess game had heart attack when he just won. I'll give you that. The real answer is even worse. He did indeed win a game of chess ... but when he leapt up he collapsed ... because he had a dead leg. Wish i'd brought the book to work so I could take a picture. Well, I can safely say that this "lateral puzzles" idea was the worst I've ever had. Even worse than Tynie's "relegate someone just cos you feel like it" idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 The guy hasn’t won if he hasn’t said “check mate”, I think? So he never won, and he fell over. f**k you! Eh, him, sorry, f**k him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 He could have signed "checkmate"? Maybe both players are deaf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Pishe. You do not need to say anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 He could have signed "checkmate"? Maybe both players are deaf.Valid point. Pishe. You do not need to say anything.Fair fucks. Never played chess. Everyday’s a school day. Please note, it was more just to say “f**k you” to Cardigan Richard (still outraged) a la “get it up ye Winston! Eh, Tam” in Still Game. Jokes are always the best when you need to explain them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Pretty sure you need to shout "Howzat" in chess. That's probably where the confusion arose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 The first comedy quiz of the new year, 6/10 https://www.comedy.co.uk/quiz/32/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Saint Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Knew 5, scored 5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 A best ever seven on the comedy. Unsurprisingly no fucking clue whatsoever with the cryptic one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 The first comedy quiz of the new year, 6/10https://www.comedy.co.uk/quiz/32/4/10, first 3, 1 guessed plus Peter Sellers film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 4 for Wednesday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 9, 2019 Author Share Posted January 9, 2019 Due to the protracted stand-off between Trump and the Democrats over the Mexican wall, there will be no league tables today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 F*CKIN BOOO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 How can two people sit “round” a table? Wherever they sit they’d be collinear to each other, ya daft tit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkneil Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 4/10 for Mon 3/10 for Tues 6/10 for Wed 7/10 for Thu https://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/mind-games/quiz?quizId=11173 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 7 for Wed. 8 for Thu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 9 for Thursday. Quite a kind round that, expecting a few big scores today. First one wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 (edited) 8 for Thursday. Got Swaziland wrong, mainly cos I read it as Switzerland! And the women's fitba. And 7 for the comedy quiz. Edited January 9, 2019 by The DA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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