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On 08/02/2019 at 13:39, Boghead ranter said:

Probably only talking to @Zen Archer here, but that new bird that they've replaced Danny John-Jules with on Death In Paradise is doing my tits in more with every episode.

Just catching up with the latest episode but she's got some great lines. "I know I shouldn't be lusting after a murder suspect on duty, but that man could crack a coconut between his thighs!".

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23 minutes ago, The Naitch said:

The new series of Real Marigold on Tour started tonight. Miriam is brilliant. I hope I don't give a f**k as much as she does when I'm that age.

Did you see when she was on Graham Norton?

Told a story about a soldier wanking up a tree in Edinburgh. Told him to come down and she finished the job.

First time I’ve seen Will I Am shut the f**k up.

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1 minute ago, D.A.F.C said:

Did you see when she was on Graham Norton?

Told a story about a soldier wanking up a tree in Edinburgh. Told him to come down and she finished the job.

First time I’ve seen Will I Am shut the f**k up.

You must have missed this occasion.

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On 09/02/2019 at 18:04, DA Baracus said:

Saw today that The Simpsons has been renewed for its 30th and 31st seasons.

That means it will have been bad for over 2 times the amount of time it was good.

Sad stuff.

I actually caught an episode this morning. I was flicking through channels when having breakfast and saw that it was on on C4. Unfortunately it was shit Simpsons. I chucked a couple of times but it was in the main lazy, pish writing and really rather unfunny. The humour was horrible and the jokes were dull and uninspired, most of which were telegraphed. It seems like the writers are just mechanically going through the motions.

When the Simpsons was good the humour was fresh and inventive and really something different. Jokes were very well written and well crafted. So much care went in to each individual gag, let alone the episode as a whole. Most importantly it was funny. Very funny.

Agree with every word. It's sad that it's still going. 

Not sure if you've read this, but it's a very good account of the programme's rise and fall. Really long read, admittedly... it is basically a short novel in PDF form so will take a while. But if ever you're bored at work/on public transport, etc, I'd recommend giving it a go. 

Zombie Simpsons.

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5 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said:

Agree with every word. It's sad that it's still going. 

Not sure if you've read this, but it's a very good account of the programme's rise and fall. Really good read, admittedly... it is basically a short novel in PDF form so will take a while. But if ever you're bored at work/on public transport, etc, I'd recommend giving it a go. 

Zombie Simpsons.

Thanks. Will give it a read.

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3 hours ago, D.A.F.C said:

Did you see when she was on Graham Norton?

Told a story about a soldier wanking up a tree in Edinburgh. Told him to come down and she finished the job.

First time I’ve seen Will I Am shut the f**k up.

Had to google that.

 

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8 hours ago, welshbairn said:

Had to google that.

 

Oh, it's *that* Miriam you're talking about! Agreed, she is a national treasure.

She claims to be the first person to say "f**k" on British TV - she was on University Challenge in about 1961 and got an answer wrong so muttered it under her breath and they never noticed.

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On 14/02/2019 at 21:19, Zen Archer said:

I've just noticed Angus Deayton is on Death in Paradise, I hope it's him wot dunnit.

Only had about 2 lines. Not bad for a paid Caribbean holiday. 

P.S. The new DS, Aude Legastelois.

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