The Naitch Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Gone to Pot on stv with Bobby George, Biggins and Pat fucking Butcher. Can't decide if this Accidental Partridge candidate is genius or utter horseshit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Fash, I might unleash my martial arts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 I see that shouty unfunny c*nt Michael McIntyre has reappeared! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 I see that shouty unfunny c*nt Michael McIntyre has reappeared! He really gets on my tits. I'd never tire of punching his smug face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 S/ITV or chav tv as it should be known. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud131 Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 The amount of tv shows just now that has a random celebrity fucking about the country on either boats or trains?? Who is watching this stuff.Some of Alan Partridges suggestions for new TV shows sound better than the shite that's kicking about just now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 The amount of tv shows just now that has a random celebrity fucking about the country on either boats or trains?? Who is watching this stuff.Some of Alan Partridges suggestions for new TV shows sound better than the shite that's kicking about just now! Well they need to keep giving these bunch of nobodies air time, don't they? Similarly I hate it when they finally come up with a decent quiz show and feel the need to bring out a "celebrity" version. c***s lime Joe Swash and Joey Essex are only 'famous' for appearing in anything like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 43 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Well they need to keep giving these bunch of nobodies air time, don't they? Similarly I hate it when they finally come up with a decent quiz show and feel the need to bring out a "celebrity" version. c***s lime Joe Swash and Joey Essex are only 'famous' for appearing in anything like this. The problem is that they don't come up with a programme idea and then think who they can get to present it. They start with the presenter then think up a programme idea for them to do. Usually something they're entirely unsuitable for, so you end up with Allan Carr's Sumo Wrestling or stuff like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 If I was 20 years younger I would move heaven and earth to meet the woman in the Parks Christmas advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 If I was 20 years younger I would move heaven and earth to meet the woman in the Parks Christmas advert. Nah you're alright... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Total head's gone from Miriam on The Real Marigold on Tour tonight. Glorious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 X Factor/Britain's Got Talent. Can't believe people continue to help Simon Cowell get richer by voting for these novelty acts. I was reading the lad who won X Factor last year released his album and only got to No 29, six below Dancing twat Anton du Beke and his album. There are way better singers in a pub on a Saturday than this guff. For God's sake, stop encouraging Cowell! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 X Factor/Britain's Got Talent. Can't believe people continue to help Simon Cowell get richer by voting for these novelty acts. I was reading the lad who won X Factor last year released his album and only got to No 29, six below Dancing twat Anton du Beke and his album. There are way better singers in a pub on a Saturday than this guff. For God's sake, stop encouraging Cowell! I wouldn't know any modern X Factor winner if they walked past me in the street. A load of shite. I read somewhere on here that ratings plummeted this year so surely it's almost done? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 There's an advert on just now which I think is to do with checking your credit rating. Basically a bunch of people making mistakes and then saying "I wish I'd checked...." One of the idiots in it has accidentally ordered about 300 bananas..... Did she not think that the total of her shopping was a bit high? Did she not pick up any clues when the delivery driver arrived with about 200 bags? That advert really annoys me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Episode six of Strike Back wasn't on on Tuesday. It seems to have disappeared Can't find it on catch up either 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud131 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 The amount of tv shows just now that has a random celebrity fucking about the country on either boats or trains?? Who is watching this stuff.Some of Alan Partridges suggestions for new TV shows sound better than the shite that's kicking about just now! Further to my above post, just checked the xmas schedule and itv have Judi Dench: My Love of Trees on at lunchtime on boxing day......whos making this shite thinking its good tv?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Love that BBC dad and daughter dance thing between programs. Catchy tune and great animation. Brings a wee tear to my cynical old eye when it’s on. Brilliant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, killiepiemuncher said: Love that BBC dad and daughter dance thing between programs. Catchy tune and great animation. Brings a wee tear to my cynical old eye when it’s on. Brilliant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 I relieved to say that I have managed to reach the end of Marvel's Inhumans, which I only watched originally because Iwan Rheon (Ramsay Bolton from GoT) was in. Within 2-3 episodes I had sussed that it was a big, steaming bowl of cack, but my OCD-ishness couldn't allow me to stop watching mid-way through. Luckily it was only 8 episodes, but, by f**k it was dire watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Just recently finished hate-watching How I Met Your Mother. Must've got through the entire series in a month, mostly background noise while I did other things, and I laughed out loud perhaps 12 to 15 times. Worked out around 1.2 laughs per season. Only reason I watched it was on a friend's recommendation who afterwards was quick to point out that he didn't necessarily say it was any good, he just wanted me to watch it for my reaction. So there was that and questions on it come up quite frequently at Trivia Night. What a hateful bunch of c***s the characters in this are. And the finale, after nine years of building up to meeting the mother, made it clear that the writers hated the show almost as much as I did. Couldn't have been a bigger f**k you to the audience if they tried. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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