Gaz FFC Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Too miserable to buy Carpet. Finds Tin of old paint in cupboard and decides that will do. It won't do Shandon. It just won't 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I also have white floorboards, you people obviously have no idea about interior design. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 6 hours ago, throbber said: Your house looks disgusting Shandon. I'm not having lectures on interior design from a peeping Tom, a man with a Z in his name and a man with green jeans. Anyway, met this monster earlier. My sister's old cat (she's too dead to look after him) so he was adopted by my mum. My mum bought him a laser pen but he can't be arsed with it so I'm going to see how my stupid cat reacts to having to chase two red dots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I'm not having lectures on interior design from a peeping Tom, a man with a Z in his name and a man with green jeans. Anyway, met this monster earlier. My sister's old cat (she's too dead to look after him) so he was adopted by my mum. My mum bought him a laser pen but he can't be arsed with it so I'm going to see how my stupid cat reacts to having to chase two red dots. Who wears green jeans?It's not, is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 26 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: Who wears green jeans? It's not, is it? Yes, throbber really is MozzaMozza's simpler alter ego. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Two dots = head's gone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 In one of the weirdest twists of fate in, well, history, I have ended up having two male cats; Patch and Ginger. Ginger is the father of Patch, and as a devout hater of cats, I'm actually really pleasantly surprised. They are clearly utter dicks, but when they are affectionate, it's really quite something.Patch:Ginger: Them both together: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: In one of the weirdest twists of fate in, well, history, I have ended up having two male cats; Patch and Ginger. Ginger is the father of Patch, and as a devout hater of cats, I'm actually really pleasantly surprised. They are clearly utter dicks, but when they are affectionate, it's really quite something. Patch: Ginger: Them both together: Did the heating engineer not have a spirit level? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Did the heating engineer not have a spirit level? Evidently not. [emoji23] Wish it was a gas heater though; it's a storage heater, and it's gash. Told the letting agency about it and I'm still waiting to hear back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Bro's before ho's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Did the heating engineer not have a spirit level? It was probably Magee using a fag packet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Glasgow to get its very own cat cafe. http://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/cat-cafe-opening-glasgow-heres-12577514 Alternatively for a similar experience you can just come round to my house anytime we're trying to eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 21 hours ago, SweeperDee said: In one of the weirdest twists of fate in, well, history, I have ended up having two male cats; Patch and Ginger. Ginger is the father of Patch, and as a devout hater of cats, I'm actually really pleasantly surprised. They are clearly utter dicks, but when they are affectionate, it's really quite something. Patch: Ginger: Them both together: Shandon Par has a better house. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Shandon Par has a better house. No doubt. Waiting for a house to be sold before I move into a penthouse at the City Quay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Shandon Par has a better house. I'm sure you're posting from Downton Abbey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 The missus decided the house wasn't manic enough so turned up with this wee fucker to add to the carnage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 5 hours ago, Jimmy85 said: The missus decided the house wasn't manic enough so turned up with this wee fucker to add to the carnage. Looks like a boy with the big head. Nice of him to give us a wave. **waves back** Hiya kitten, hiya pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Muffy's hard training regime has paid off. Just got text from missus... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 A baby bird? In February? What else is she lying about, Shandon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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