Bairnardo Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Something down in that garden is really intriguing to them When you say intriguing, presumably you mean, there is something which they are currently assessing for suitability to murder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 WANTED In connection with a series of bookshelf attacks, a sustained terror campaign against nephews and the scratching of a pair of new £100 shoes. Public are warned not to approach Millie as she will tear your lips and eyelids off for a laugh, play volleyball with your still living body before eating you head first. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 No Smudger* for a while.. has the bold boy had enough of Biggie and fucked off to embezzle some old dear out of cat food? (* or any other cats..) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Cat came in the other night with blood on the back of his lug. Something has cleuched his Henry's Pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Muffy presented me with a large dead rodent this morning. Didn't bother with any pics as it appeared to have died of fright rather than being butchered by the moggy. Once he starts a killing spree there's no stopping him. Hoping he sorts out all the wee birds that sing and tweet outside our bedroom window every morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Muffy presented me with a large dead rodent this morning. Didn't bother with any pics as it appeared to have died of fright rather than being butchered by the moggy. Once he starts a killing spree there's no stopping him. Hoping he sorts out all the wee birds that sing and tweet outside our bedroom window every morning. If Muffy passes on the task, speak to throbber he dealt with that old bird that used to stare in his windows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Something has cleuched his Henry's Pocket. What does this mean? is it some kind of doric shite? Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: What does this mean? is it some kind of doric shite? Thank you. Glad to bring education to the masses (via Wikipedia). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry's_pocket 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Glad to bring education to the masses (via Wikipedia). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry's_pocket Relieved to see it's not related to the famous Alabama hot pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 What a smart arsed c**t. IMO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: What a smart arsed c**t. IMO. Very close to an Alabama hot pocket as it happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 32 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: What a smart arsed c**t. IMO. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Very close to an Alabama hot pocket as it happens. Mullarkeys private fantasy thread for this pish/shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Thankfully Taco's favourite snake-on-a-stick toy keeps her too busy to bring half-eaten carcasses home to leave in my shoes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Glad to bring education to the masses (via Wikipedia). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry's_pocket needs a more simple diagram: Chris Rabbit pointing in the general direction of Henry's Cat's pocket. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Mullarkeys private fantasy thread for this pish/shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Further simplified diagram with arrow indicating location of Henrys pocket 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Further simplified diagram with arrow indicating location of Henrys pocket Is that Southern Ireland I can see trying to get out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Dug kens its place.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Myself and my better half were at an all day wedding on Saturday. She had purchased a brand new bag type thingy for the occassion. When we got home she dumped her bag on the couch and woke up the next morning to find the demon that is Norman had taken a liking to said new bag. I felt for the wee c**t as he felt the wrath of her on a seething rampage, it's actually quite reassuring having someone else around the house who knows what it feels like. The men of the BBPF household stick together...That was until the wee fucker tried the same with my laptop bag from work. There is now a human v cat divide and Norman has us on the ropes. He rules this gaff. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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