superwell87 Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 My dad's cat, but he is a wee cracker all the same. Almost ignores dad and his partner when I go to visit them. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 DEAD. Wee fucker went missing for 5 days, then I found him staggering up the lane. Got him home to die in the sons arms. Just finished the big dig at te far end of the garden, put him in with Scargill (my old dog). Only 4 1/2 yo, nasty fucker, loved the kids. Strange feeling as I got him the same day as my daughter was born for my son to take care... Death happens. Boy is already asked when will we get a new one....ffs Roy he's still warm and the sweat is still on my back from digging the grave. Anyway looking for a kitten... RIP Panther 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Flea update. Still riddled. Update ends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Flea update. Still riddled. Update ends. They used to call it a flea dip for a reason. You’ll need chainmail. Mullarkay ends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Spent about an hour and a half this morning chasing a mouse about. Sitting having my breakfast when I heard a noise by the cat's food bowl, and there was a cheeky wee bassa in there rummaging through the cat biscuits. He picked one up and ran off with it under the fridge, where I could hear it munching away. Ended up pulling the fridge out, kickboards off the kitchen units and everything, A game of cat twat & mouse ensued, moving furniture and trying to corner the nippy wee c**t. Eventually I gave up and retired to my chair, only for the mouse to casually wander into the room a while later when I got the chance to trap it in the open. Throughout everything, the cat herself sat watching me pretty disinterested. No doubt she'll bring in another one later to replace it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 A few days ago we had a bad housefire on our street, eight or so houses away from ours. Two police cars, street shut off, an ambulance, two fire appliances. The fire brigade had two drain covers up for water, was pretty nasty with the back of the house destroyed. No-one hurt fortunately. The following morning, I’m exiting the shower and there’s a scream from Mrs Poz who had went downstairs to get the kettle on. I dive into a pair of trackky bottoms and dive down the stairs. Lying dead in the hall in front of our front door is a huge rat. Massive fcuker. Our Paisley clearly had dragged the huge fcuker in his mouth, through the catflap, and deposited it in the hall. There’s no way he killed it, surely. Have been here 18 years and have had mice, voles, birds, chewed-to-fcuk-who-knows-what, but never a rat. Had to have been flushed out of the drains by the water activity of the fire brigade IMHO. I never stopped to take a photo of it, was too busy trying to scrape Mrs Poz off the ceiling. Two minutes after I deal with the corpse, Paisley strolls down the stairs yawning, wanders over to the front door, sniffs around, and seems to ask ‘where’s my rat gone?’, before giving us the big sad eyes and a vibe of ‘gie’s ma’ breakfast’…. Fcuking cats, eh? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 "You spill my pint cunto?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 23 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Lovely signage. Terrific photo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 One team in Dundee, and one boss in that house by the look of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 I keep getting weird “Temu” ads, but this topped them all. I’ll buy it and ship it if @Bigmouth Strikes Again will put Smudger in it and snap a shot… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 3 hours ago, TxRover said: I keep getting weird “Temu” ads, but this topped them all. I’ll buy it and ship it if @Bigmouth Strikes Again will put Smudger in it and snap a shot… Here's a better idea. Buy it, then you pop round and you put him in it. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 11 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Here's a better idea. Buy it, then you pop round and you put him in it. Thank you. Even better idea. Each harness should be personally delivered by representatives of Temu and Blingbli… THEY can attempt to put Paisley in that, THEY can attempt to trim Paisley’s fluff and claws while he’s dangling around doing a fair impersonation of the cartoon Tasmanian Devil, and THEY can be the ones to get attacked and bitten on the backs of their legs as soon as Paisley gathers his thoughts and carefully plans his ‘you’re fcuking getting it cunto’ revenge. So aye, Temu & Blingbli… $7.64. I’ll buy one. Let me know when you fancy coming over. I’ll be in Costa with a cortado and a chocolate twist that morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 5 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Here's a better idea. Buy it, then you pop round and you put him in it. Thank you. Didn’t think you were into filming snuff flicks…I’ll pass. I’ve had to use a large towel to wrap an insane calico (redundant, I know) like a burrito and dig out one leg at a time to trim claws, and still took enough damage to get looks in the shops. Thought I might share the fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 You want some? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: You want some? Ronald Biggs… 1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Hannibal Lecter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ATLIS Posted July 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 8, 2023 Only just discovered this thread, to my delight. Had my wee idiot, Nero, for just over a year now as well, so will drop a few pictures from over that time 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 I think they get on 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 Surveying her kingdom 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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