Rugster Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Cats are fucking brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 I was never a cat guy till Monty turned up at my door scratched up and filthy, turns out his owner had died and animal control couldn't catch him, he'd been homeless for nearly two years, I walk and train dogs for a living, every night when I come home he'll sniff me for ages then attack and f**k off till feeding time, he's still prone to hiding under the bed after four years, he can be a tool at times but he's still cool Is that from your animal porn collection? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 I was never a cat guy till Monty turned up at my door scratched up and filthy, turns out his owner had died and animal control couldn't catch him, he'd been homeless for nearly two years, I walk and train dogs for a living, every night when I come home he'll sniff me for ages then attack and f**k off till feeding time, he's still prone to hiding under the bed after four years, he can be a tool at times but he's still cool These are the coolest cats. IMO. The ones that can live on their wits/on the wild side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 When I came down this morning the food bowl was empty, the litter tray was full and there was evidence of fur in every conceivable place in the living room so he'd obviously had a good scout about, scran and a shite during the wee hours. They do that - when we got the current incumbents the big one was out and about within a day or so, but the wee one alternated between hiding under a bed and behind a bookcase for about a fortnight, only coming out when we weren't there to eat or drop a log. We were beginning to wonder if he would ever make the adjustment - mate of mine used to have a ninja cat they only ever saw around the house about once a week - until one night when the missus was up at her folks' the wee guy came into the living room while I was watching TV and hopped up beside me. Not wanting to freak him out I just ignored him. After a couple of minutes, he started tapping my arm with his paw looking for attention. I've not been able to shake him off since. Took a lot of balls for him to pluck up the courage I reckon, which is ironic since he doesn't have any... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Royal Mail may ban deliveries over 'mail snatching' cat. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-36157538 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Check the state of that settee. I'll avoid posting mine if furniture is being judged here. Our female cat (back on page 1) is getting old and decrepit. Back legs so fucked that she sits like Jabba the Hutt, but has to let her back end fall down first. Tone deaf too, so yowls loudly and randomly (especially when in a room by herself). Also walk from the living room into the downstairs toilet (followed by yowling) as she's forgotten that the front door is on the left. Can't jump up onto stuff properly, so front claws are used to drag herself up, causing a big tear in the sofa (or settee or couch - now there's a thread idea). No point replacing the furniture until she snuffs it. Steals the male's food (or rather, the jelly bits off it) when he's not around thus causing food to go off quicker. Otherwise, a perfectly good pet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Royal Mail may ban deliveries over 'mail snatching' cat. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-36157538 The risk assessment forms we have to fill out at work have a check box for "dangerous animals". Imagine the minter having to check that then explain that it's a domestic cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanCityHibs Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Cats are fucking brilliant. This a million times. They were once gods and have never forgotten the fact. I have 2 ragdolls and they pretty much run my life 😀 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 This a million times. They were once gods and have never forgotten the fact. I have 2 ragdolls and they pretty much run my life Are you BSA's twin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanCityHibs Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Are you BSA's twin?No... why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Young cat has a taste for natural spring water.. Old cat not a big fan of water.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eoin Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Originally took in a stray cat, who then turned out to be pregnant. The mum and 4 of the kittens went to cat protection, but we kept the 2 daftest ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 For the size of this wee tube, he fair rockets out some amount of (really smelly) shite. IMG_4786.JPG IMG_4785.JPG (Not my choice of stair carpet fwiw) Let you off with the carpet on account of the decent radiator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 My wee Pixie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 The radiators were, of course, my choice. I don't like them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Looks like the radiator Terry Waite was handcuffed to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 I don't like them. You like Morissey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screwinstud Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Naked pussy, Ophilia in the Tuscan sun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Naked pussy, Ophilia in the Tuscan sun This thread is for pictures of cats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Naked pussy, Ophilia in the Tuscan sun I don't like them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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