BFTD Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 I absolutely love cats but unfortunately my fiance is highly allergic. There's medicine for that kind of thing. Get it pumped into her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Is that your wife's pants over the back of the chair? Your mums. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 (edited) Oor Ophelia in her jumper... WTF is that thing, cat, dog and did you shave it for a laugh? Edited April 24, 2016 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 GIRFUY. BBQ cat demands BBQ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 I got the girlfriend a wee kitten on Friday. I like kitten's but not a big fan of cats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Oor Ophelia in her jumper... Sphinx cat? They freak me out too much to have one. It;s like somebody's drawn a cat face on a scrotum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Oor Ophelia in her jumper... 'king hell, even Mother Teresa's pussy wasn't as wrinkly as that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 I got the girlfriend a wee kitten on Friday. I like kitten's but not a big fan of cats. So did you buy the "kitten only" package deal? Kitten, countdown to cat timer, sack, rope and bricks. Plus 100 personalised missing cat flyers in the limited time offer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shannon Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 (edited) I didn't even think I would like cats a couple of years ago but have two. Ginger one is Dexter and Milo the tabby cat. They were both easily trained to use the litter trays and just go out the back garden to chase flies, bees and try to bully other cats until they both come running back in with a puffy tail or ones launching itself through the fence at one. Btw they don't eat creme eggs just always curious what food we have incase something that is edible eg cold meat. Edited April 24, 2016 by Shannon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 So the cat has finally arrived. It's been under one of the sofas since 4pm, the wee dick. f**k it I'm away to my bed. It's his choice. It'll wake you up at 4am climbing up the curtains or savaging any body parts which dangle out of the bed. Enjoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 So the cat has finally arrived. It's been under one of the sofas since 4pm, the wee dick. f**k it I'm away to my bed. It's his choice. hope he shits in your boot.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 So the cat has finally arrived. It's been under one of the sofas since 4pm, the wee dick. f**k it I'm away to my bed. It's his choice. He's already had his nuts cut off, he'll be wondering if someone is coming back to deform him further. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screwinstud Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 'king hell, even Mother Teresa's pussy wasn't as wrinkly as that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted April 27, 2016 Author Share Posted April 27, 2016 So the cat has finally arrived. Pics or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 We got a rescue cat and it used to hide under the bed every time it saw me. I just fed it some bacon one day and after that everything was sweetness and light. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 I will when the wee shite comes out from behind the couch. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1461758532.897944.jpg Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Most of them seem to go through the hiding stage when coming into a new home. If you haven't already, you'll catch it making tentative wee excursions around the room, before scurrying back again. Hope you left the litter tray somewhere nearby! Expect to be hissed at a lot, which is just about the cutest thing they can do at that age 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 I will when the wee shite comes out from behind the couch. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1461758532.897944.jpg Check the state of that settee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Got a text yesterday from a neighbour saying she'd found our younger cat asleep in her car when she was heading out to work - must've been in there for about 12 hours. Fortunately for her he'd not pissed in the motor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 When I came down this morning the food bowl was empty, the litter tray was full and there was evidence of fur in every conceivable place in the living room so he'd obviously had a good scout about, scran and a shite during the wee hours. Probably trying to find out what the fcuk happened to his balls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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