cracowjambo Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Is it possible that it sort of piggy backed on something else to be interpreted by radar as another plane? My money is on this being viral marketing for a Lost return. For the plane to piggyback something else would be impossible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I've seen the Bourne series. Don't the CIA have fancy satellites covering every inch of the planet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 It could have crashed neae a tiny island leaving survivors to live a ' Castaway' style life with jealous suitors squabbling over who gets to f**k the volleyball. Why not f**k the woman survivors? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I'm trying to think of a crazy pilot with their own hangar and airfield. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Why not f**k the woman survivors? Or even the ones that didn't survive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Why not f**k the woman survivors? Or the dead ones if you're quick......or a bit to slow to get a live one.If you get a dead one they are easier to eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 It could have crashed neae a tiny island leaving survivors to live a ' Castaway' style life with jealous suitors squabbling over who gets to f**k the volleyball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Why not f**k the woman survivors? They all turned out to be ladyboys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 The Langoliers got them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 And? You need to buy them beer & shoes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Why not f**k the woman survivors? Their fannies were vapourised in the crash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 You need to buy them beer & shoes Atleast you won't have arguments over the toilet seat being left up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I've seen the Bourne series. Don't the CIA have fancy satellites covering every inch of the planet? Maybe they are behind it.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Surely if the plane has been hijacked for ransom, the negotiations would be with the Malaysians and not the Chinese as the plane would be would be owned and insured by them, nothing to do with the Chinese. If there is a ransom for the Chinese nationals on board, that would be different, but probably pointless and for a much lesser value. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 It's obvious that the plane has been hijacked by four Vietnamese criminals who specialise in selling human body parts on the black market. One of the hijackers has clearly rolled down the co-pilot's passenger side window and climbed onto the roof to disengage the plane's tracker system before flying the jet into a pre-planned airstrip in a clearing in the forests of South Vietnam. Either that or it's crashed. The Malaysian authorities have obviously been reading p&b and have decided to follow my prediction for their route of investigation. Obviously the glaring inaccuracy in my original post is that the plane will have had electric windows rather than roll up/down ones. Other than that it's pretty much spot on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CambCelt Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Well it's obviously muslamists behind it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Every day the search area seems to be getting bigger and bigger, isn't it supposed to go the other way? Malalyasians = Inspector Clouseau/Gadget 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Well it's obviously muslamists behind it. Brought down the plane with their muslamic ray guns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I can't believe that John Terry hasn't taken the credit for this yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CambCelt Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Brought down the plane with their muslamic ray guns. .... while they were having lunch in Allah's Snackbar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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