Deeboy Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 What a time to be alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 84 this morning. And folk were on here giving it 'this is what you should do'. 1. Move to Dundee. 2. Don't be an ugly cùnt. 3. Bareback. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Dundee and bareback just doesn't seem right to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 https://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/72901/dundee-tops-teen-pregnancy-table/ I was thinking more about catching cock rot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Deeboy must be quite the heart throb then - who would have thought? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 58 minutes ago, kilbowie2002 said: Whats the ratio of wid to widnae? Surprisingly very much in favour of wid. I've had to ask a Glaswegian lassie, a manager of a high street clothing store, to leave me alone. She become very stalkery within about a 40 minute window. I also found a picture of 'paradise' on her profile. That was the straw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 I'm conversing with quite a QT from Perth and a half Dutch half Ehburdonian bird who stays in Elgin. I genuinely hope it's Mozza's wee sister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 I'm conversing with quite a QT from Perth and a half Dutch half Ehburdonian bird who stays in Elgin. I genuinely hope it's Mozza's wee sister. Ask her if her Brothers a beast with an electric blanket. There's your answer.I can understand you not posting screenshots of birds you're chatting to, but get that one of PrInCeSsOvPaRaDiSe up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Or a lying wee c**t? I always imagine him as Kyle lafferty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 THE FUCKING CUTIE HAS SENT HER NUMBER. 17 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Or a lying wee c**t? TGIG has seen the evidence, don't be jel. If you never abused women or threw shite from your own anus perhaps more women would be attracted to you and your fat hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 THE FUCKING CUTIE HAS SENT HER NUMBER. TGIG has seen the evidence, don't be jel. If you never abused women or threw shite from your own anus perhaps more women would be attracted to you and your fat hands. Going by your taste on the Euro 16 thread, this 'cutie' will more than likely be howkin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 3 hours ago, kilbowie2002 said: Whats the ratio of wid to widnae? See when your colleagues occasionally find a body, that's a widnae. Anything else is a wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 84 this morning. And folk were on here giving it 'this is what you should do'. 1. Move to Dundee.2. Have a job HTH. Found this worked for me. Plus having a beard catapulted me from a 5/10 to a solid 7. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I've dredged through approx. 15 pages of this thread, and the only photo I've seen has been of an ugly naked guy. Bad form P+B. Bad form. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Wasn't someone trying to chuck one up Eve Muirhead? I'm sure I read that on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Capsule Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Wasn't someone trying to chuck one up Eve Muirhead? I'm sure I read that on here. She's absolutely superb. Link immediately please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 About 2 year ago I was on tinder and this girl matched me ( she was about a 5 but I wouldn't even look at the pics I would just flick right then sort out the wids from my matches).It was a Friday night and she told me her boyfriend was a dick and she wanted pumped. I was of course happy to oblige.So I drove through to meet her (Larkhall, first warning signal) and do the necessary to help the poor lass out. Her profile pic showed her with blonde hair, a half decent body and a wee dress on. She was a solid 5 which is enough for me.Anyway when she came out the house (lived with her papa, second warning) she was wearing a full tracksuit and a Burberry hat. If it wasn't for her boobs etc that I could see the shape of I would have been really struggling to decide if it was a guy or a woman as she walked towards the car.She got in and was a clear 3, possibly even a 2. Now I would shag a lot of ugly women (and have done) but at this stage it was about 50/50 if I was going to go ahead. So we went to find a quiet spot whilst I listened to her moan about her boyfriend. Then she wrecked it. She said something along the lines of "I've not even been for a wash today I'm a pure mess. I've not washed my fanny or anything ha ha".My night was over, she was down to a 1 and I dropped her back off. I've never EVER turned down easy sex but that was a step too far even for a deviant like me. Some days I regret not battering in though, despite all of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worktheshaft Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 7 hours ago, Dindeleux said: About 2 year ago I was on tinder and this girl matched me ( she was about a 5 but I wouldn't even look at the pics I would just flick right then sort out the wids from my matches). It was a Friday night and she told me her boyfriend was a dick and she wanted pumped. I was of course happy to oblige. So I drove through to meet her (Larkhall, first warning signal) and do the necessary to help the poor lass out. Her profile pic showed her with blonde hair, a half decent body and a wee dress on. She was a solid 5 which is enough for me. Anyway when she came out the house (lived with her papa, second warning) she was wearing a full tracksuit and a Burberry hat. If it wasn't for her boobs etc that I could see the shape of I would have been really struggling to decide if it was a guy or a woman as she walked towards the car. She got in and was a clear 3, possibly even a 2. Now I would shag a lot of ugly women (and have done) but at this stage it was about 50/50 if I was going to go ahead. So we went to find a quiet spot whilst I listened to her moan about her boyfriend. Then she wrecked it. She said something along the lines of "I've not even been for a wash today I'm a pure mess. I've not washed my fanny or anything ha ha". My night was over, she was down to a 1 and I dropped her back off. I've never EVER turned down easy sex but that was a step too far even for a deviant like me. Some days I regret not battering in though, despite all of this. Thats why you always keep wet wipes in the car. You're shite at this Tinder thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 8 hours ago, Dindeleux said: About 2 year ago I was on tinder and this girl matched me ( she was about a 5 but I wouldn't even look at the pics I would just flick right then sort out the wids from my matches). It was a Friday night and she told me her boyfriend was a dick and she wanted pumped. I was of course happy to oblige. So I drove through to meet her (Larkhall, first warning signal) and do the necessary to help the poor lass out. Her profile pic showed her with blonde hair, a half decent body and a wee dress on. She was a solid 5 which is enough for me. Anyway when she came out the house (lived with her papa, second warning) she was wearing a full tracksuit and a Burberry hat. If it wasn't for her boobs etc that I could see the shape of I would have been really struggling to decide if it was a guy or a woman as she walked towards the car. She got in and was a clear 3, possibly even a 2. Now I would shag a lot of ugly women (and have done) but at this stage it was about 50/50 if I was going to go ahead. So we went to find a quiet spot whilst I listened to her moan about her boyfriend. Then she wrecked it. She said something along the lines of "I've not even been for a wash today I'm a pure mess. I've not washed my fanny or anything ha ha". My night was over, she was down to a 1 and I dropped her back off. I've never EVER turned down easy sex but that was a step too far even for a deviant like me. Some days I regret not battering in though, despite all of this. What a classy couple. You could've got a magazine deal for the wedding and subsequent divorce story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 What a classy couple. You could've got a magazine deal for the wedding and subsequent divorce story. Boy from Onthank with a dirty mind and a lassie from Larkhall with a dirty fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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