Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What, Megan Brown? Only looked at the half-arsed scribbling effort. Although on reflection, her name might have been Milan, Mulan or even in your honour, Mzzan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 She appears to have a very pointy chin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: She appears to have a very pointy chin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Needless to say, we're not a match. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: Needless to say, we're not a match. She's spelt vain wrong, so I'm out. Thick boot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 She would love me. I am 6 foot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 34 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: Needless to say, we're not a match. Is it usual to tell everyone where you work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 She would love me. I am 6 foot. Ideal match for midget Throbber perhaps? ETA- her, not you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Is it usual to tell everyone where you work? I don't, but aye, plenty of folk do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
same_ol_g35 Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 She's spelt vain wrong, so I'm out. Thick boot! She probably thinks she's just a little "girthy". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 That's probably a 60 year old guy wanting lads to show him their cock, tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Just now, SweeperDee said: That's probably a 60 year old guy wanting lads to show him their cock, tbf. ^^^Voice of bitter experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 ^^^Voice of bitter experience. I don't know what you're on about, you're the 60 year old I'm referring to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 11 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: I don't know what you're on about, you're the 60 year old I'm referring to. I thought this was going to be our little secret. You're very special, not like all the others. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 7 hours ago, welshbairn said: Is it usual to tell everyone where you work? I don't think Starbucks is really narrowing it down that much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 25 minutes ago, Rugster said: I don't think Starbucks is really narrowing it down that much. Can't be that many Sarahs in Aberdeen Starbucks advertising for biggish cocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: You would be surprised. Booking my ticket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Booking my ticket. Is your name Sarah? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Had a sort of Tinder date last night. Was out with work friends and ended up in a club, giving it big licks on the dance floor like a total bellend. Was texting this wee piece that I've been chatting to after exchanging numbers, and low and behold we are both in the same establishment. Ended up necking her in front of said work colleagues and going back to hers for a ride. The texts I have been getting off my workmates indicate that I should not look forward to Monday. Fin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Had a sort of Tinder date last night. Was out with work friends and ended up in a club, giving it big licks on the dance floor like a total bellend. Was texting this wee piece that I've been chatting to after exchanging numbers, and low and behold we are both in the same establishment. Ended up necking her in front of said work colleagues and going back to hers for a ride. The texts I have been getting off my workmates indicate that I should not look forward to Monday. Fin. Hold on a minute was this place in Glasgow? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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