RussellAnderson Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Livingston have been studying up on their science and have produced some excellent home-brew. They don't come to the party (too noisy) but do sell their pals a few kegs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quitongo's Left Peg Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Falkirk - gets so drunk every time and gets angry at the littlest insult so they leave so they can go and scrap with Dunfermline. However when they try and get back in they get rejected for causing havoc! After giving them a broken nose. I like Accies, but to claim another club gets angry at the littlest insult is a bit rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Livingston have been studying up on their science and have produced some excellent home-brew. They don't come to the party (too noisy) but do sell their pals a few kegs. In the past they hosted a few expensive raves, however very few people actually went and they lost all their stash to some Italian bloke who kept on randomly throwing people out because he was out of his box on coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swello Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Dundee Utd - Can get a ride off Motherwell whenever they want but others play harder to get, especially St Johnstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Celtic arrived at the party hoping his mate Rangers would be there, then spent the rest of the night telling everyone how glad he was that Rangers couldn't make it, and that he wasn't crying, he'd just got something in his eye. Last seen shitting in the neighbour's duck pond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Morton - never invited to any parties until one day they received an invite from the big boys, only for Patrick Thistle to turn them away at the door. These rejections have hurt Morton and led to him getting in increasingly embarrassing situations until one day he is found passed out on a street corner while Accies steals his beer money for the big party. Since then he's been trying to get rid of his overpriced stash which he bought in a desperate attempt to remain relevant but unsurprisingly nobody is buying from him. Can now only party with societies fringe members like the racist Airdrie or East Fife who has been overly close to his sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 St. Mirren- Always seems to be there, in the corner of the party on their phone. Pretty boring and nobody is really sure why they keep getting invited, but they seem to do something right. Another with decent luck with the opposite sex. Brilliant. I would have maybe went with they start the night taking it easy with 1 pint at a time. Slowly but surely build up to the mixers and shots maybe leaving it a tad late. The birds at the party are not taking any interest , look to be on the way out the door never to be invited again until the tequila kicks in , the dance moves start flowing and they've somehow managed to pull a decent bit of skirt out of nowhere. Became the life and soul of the party for the last 30 minutes and earned enough to get a invite to the next one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Albion Rovers - Ugly as f**k bird that turned up one night, pumped Motherwell to the surprise of everyone and poured beer all over Rangers on the way out. Hasn't been seen at any parties since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Hearts bought loads of pills off a mental Russian dealer and has a terrific time! Lithuanian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 inverness- made an appearance once they were an underager and ended up taking celtic ootside and battering them about the place at their own party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 inverness- made an appearance once they were an underager and ended up taking celtic ootside and battering them about the place at their own party. St Johnstone did that to Rangers too. It was glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 when did st johnston last knock us out a cup? genuine question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 More recently than Inverness pied Celtic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorgieRoad Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Love these topics. There was a similar one about an SPL classroom which was a good read as well, worth a re-post in case people haven't seen it; http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/156512-if-the-spl-was-a-classroom/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 when did st johnston last knock us out a cup? genuine question We've never actually played The Rangers in a cup. Hopefully it will be sooner rather than later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barty1884 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 when did st johnston last knock us out a cup? genuine question That entirely depends on which incarnation you're referring to, and whether you're a deluded Rangers 'fan' (who genuinely believes that Rangers did not die) - in which case your answer is 2006 (maybe 2007?) If you're sensible enough to accept the fact that Rangers died and, as a result are questioning when we last knocked Sevco out of a cup, then the answer is never. We leave that to the likes of Forfar, QOS, Raith, ICT & Dundee Utd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 After Rangers disappeared, his younger brother turned up to a party claiming he was Rangers. He was promptly thrown out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 To make matters worse for Hibernian, Garry O'Connor and Tony Mowbray show up ready to supply the gear for the troops but to their dismay they actually thought it was a fancy dress party. O'Connor shows up at the front door in drag and Mowbray is a big, brave soldier. Hearts is pishing himself laughing in the corner at the pair. Out of nowhere, the Accies show up and completely blind side the duo, steal their charlie then go in to have a party with the rest of the chaps. Motherwell is beaming with pride at his wee brother's efforts to keep Hibs out the party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Hibs- Gets its hole at the party for the first time since 1902 only to discover he's shagged his own sister. Sister becomes pregnant and gives birth to these twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 More recently than Inverness pied Celtic nah am not denying it a just simply cant remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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