doulikefish Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-28105954 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drs Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Doric vermin, wont anyone think of the children? I went wae plenty of coos from Fittie when I was younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spain Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Surf & Turf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Buddie Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Bet the conclusion would have been different if it was a sheep. Get a nice wee boat, coax it in, wrap in a cosy blanket, nice wee meal, bottle of wine, you can guess the rest. Coo, shoot it. Specism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 On yonder hill there is a coo, On yonder hill there is a coo, It's no there noo, Some b*****d Aberdonian has shot it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Never get stranded in the harbour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Much chuckling down here. "public safety and animal welfare had to be a priority.". Said without a hint of irony. Which of the public were at risk from a stranded cow? Animal Welfare = Head blown off. "It's fir yer ane good, Daisy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Can cows no swim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Poor cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Saw the thread title and hoped it was Nicola Sturgeon. Disappointed, ken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Saw the thread title and hoped it was Nicola Sturgeon. Disappointed, ken. Naw, her husbands name is Peter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Can cows no swim? Not if they've been shot in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Not if they've been shot in the head. Well it would float then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 This animal has been the victim of dyslexia- when folk come round collecting for charity they find Aberdonians have shot the crow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Well it would float thenYou might be right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 You might be right! Been taking photos in the bath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Saves the poor beast fae the fuckin seagulls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Not if they've been shot in the head. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I blame the moo-slims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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