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10 hours ago, D.A.F.C said:

Countryfile should be a good show but I don't like it because of the presenters. I can tolerate the wid wifie but that Matt Baker is a cock.

The BBC pick a golden child and put them on every show going. 

Apart from it being about smelly country bumpkins and homicidal farmers.

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All these cricket folk polluting the news. I think this one is called David Warner. 
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He doesn’t fit this category because he’s an absolute c**t or to put it another way a fucking c**t!
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I took an irrational dislike to the student lassie sitting across from me on the Aberdeen train today who kept fiddling with her hair. I felt like telling her, out of badness, that she'd missed the grey one. 

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I took an irrational dislike to the student lassie sitting across from me on the Aberdeen train today who kept fiddling with her hair. I felt like telling her, out of badness, that she'd missed the grey one. 

 

Train tables are great for this. Boot them in the pie and then innocently act like nothing happened, just like the whole Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse thing. By the time she clocked that you must have done it, she'll have no evidence or a clue where you've gone.

 

You're welcome.

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6 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

 


Train tables are great for this. Boot them in the pie and then just act like nothing happened, just like the whole Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse thing. By the time she clocked that you did indeed do it, you'll be miles away.

You're welcome.

 

Unfortunately still facing each other.

 

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12 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

 


Which is the ideal positioning for pie kicking seeing as there's a table to hide the evidence.

 

It's more complicated than you're proposing. It's more likely to effect a loud scream than Bishop Brennan's catatonia. So you have to prepare to defeat any possible forensic investigation , having sterile Tesco bags covering both feet*. But then you have to get rid of them in a carriage full of concerned citizens heading in your direction, never mind the distraught woman you've just assaulted. You really haven't thought this through I'm afraid.

* One Tesco bag would do for a half hearted pie kicking.

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On 18/03/2018 at 16:17, KillieCon said:

 

 

I fucking hate Tim Lovejoy and could watch that all day. Look at the little c**t squirm.

Martin Freeman’s just gone right up in my estimations despite those Vodafone adverts.

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1 hour ago, AMMjag said:

 

I fucking hate Tim Lovejoy and could watch that all day. Look at the little c**t squirm.

Martin Freeman’s just gone right up in my estimations despite those Vodafone adverts.

Lovejoy is a loathsome ignoranant c**t, the type that would call themselves 'a footie fan',

Thinks footie began in 1992, and would fail any quiz about Chelsea pre Abramovich.

His knowledge of football would embarass a senile pish-stained tramp from Outer Mongolia where the national sport is Yak-fucking,

He the media type that thinks they 'part of the football industry' because he has Lamps (never refers to a player/ex-player when he can use his nickname) number on his mobile.

And he an unfunny cockwomble.

 

And you can't think of any proper reason you dislike him.

 

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5 hours ago, MEADOWXI said:

 

His knowledge of football would embarass a senile pish-stained tramp from Outer Mongolia where the national sport is Yak-fucking,

 

 

so, his knowledge is better than your average Scottish football journalist then.

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