The Doctor Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Sum up the films you've watched in three simple words, whether it's a sentence or three adjectives. Entirely up to you. Here's mine from a couple I've watched recently: Alex Cross: Meh. Seen better Guardians of the Galaxy: Not too bad Anchorman 2: Great Zeus' beard. Over to you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Titanic- Icy dead people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneCornetto Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 The Lego Movie - everything is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadénator Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Dog Day Afternoon - Pacino is king Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 We are the Best: punk's not dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes: Apes go ape Star Wars; The Phantom Menace: f**k off Binks The Usual Suspects: Watch the limp Avatar: Who liked this?! The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey: Singing superfluous, annoying. Harry Potter: Wanky weedy wizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Titanic- Icy dead people. The Sixth Sense - Ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 For the last five films that I have watched... Need For Speed - No him driving Noah - What planet's this 30 Days Of Night - vampires on ice R.I.P.D. - Men In Black Now You See Me - Saw twist coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Aguirre: Wrath of God- up the creek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Rambo - don't push him The usual suspects - he's Keizer soze. Transformers - robots just robots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Blade - pretty cool vampires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Forrest Gump - Retard Does Stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Silver Linings Playbook: Manic depressive love Aladdain; Scaff fucks princess The Lion King: Simba shits himself Alexander: Swords, sodomy; shite Face Off: Yes, quite literally Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull: Fridge, beavers, aliens Noah: Biblical ball trippin' Under The Skin: Alien shags weedgies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 The Sixth Sense . Willis is dead The Usual Suspects. Its Kevin Spacey Se7en . Paltrow gets beheaded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 The Book of Eli - Denzel is blind.I noticed that within a couple of minutes. I'm normally rubbish spotting things too. Still an excellent film!Jaws- Need bigger boat. Beetlejuice- Beetlejuice,Beetlejuice,Beetlejuice. Candyman-Candyman,Candyman,Candyman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Braveheart - Not Historically Accurate. Return Of The Jedi - Hairy Midgets Win! Predator - Alien chases people. Predator 2 - Alien chases people. Alien vs Predator - much like title. Terminator - Time travelling robot. Top Gun - are they gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Goodfellas - Joe Pesci's mental. ! Casino - Joe Pesci's mental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Lethal Weapon 2 - Joe Pesci's scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Home Alone - Child outsmarts Pesci Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Home Alone 2- Pesci in Manhattan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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