Miguel Sanchez Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, TheScarf said: Heard OAM for the first time in ages today. What a fucking shambles it is. Just c***s shouting 'chance!' and making weird cum noises every so often. This system works very well if you can remember who's at each game (precluding the Biscuits shambles referenced above). This gets slightly more difficult when you remember most of the people employed for Sportsound are thick as mince, male and from the west coast, so are all broadly interchangeable. Preston stands out because he's always at Hearts games and is like one of those Rangers TV clowns with regard to his reactions. I've always thought if I was employed to do this I'd start an interjection with GOAL/CHANCE/PENALTY [TEAM]! But then these professionals don't, so maybe clarity and conciseness aren't needed when you're effectively listening to bursts of commentary from ten different football matches at once. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 13 minutes ago, sjc said: For the sake of my mental health, I sincerely hope this isn't a euphemism. I'll need to Google euphemism then I'll get back to you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Public menace Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 I'll need to Google euphemism then I'll get back to you. I imagine there are several word you need to google.Try googling bigotry...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 41 minutes ago, Public menace said: I imagine there are several word you need to google. Try googling bigotry...... A pic of parkheid appeared. Next.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 Engaging with bennett He's an immense piece of shit who probably needs some sort of help but is such a disgusting, smelly, jakey, moronic bit of garbage that he almost certainly doesn't deserve it. A total failure of a human who should be utterly ignored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 6 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Engaging with bennett He's an immense piece of shit who probably needs some sort of help but is such a disgusting, smelly, jakey, moronic bit of garbage that he almost certainly doesn't deserve it. A total failure of a human who should be utterly ignored. Cant remember who it was who first compared them, but whenever I see bennet and kincardine in the same thread I think of this... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 This system works very well if you can remember who's at each game (precluding the Biscuits shambles referenced above). This gets slightly more difficult when you remember most of the people employed for Sportsound are thick as mince, male and from the west coast, so are all broadly interchangeable. Preston stands out because he's always at Hearts games and is like one of those Rangers TV clowns with regard to his reactions. I've always thought if I was employed to do this I'd start an interjection with GOAL/CHANCE/PENALTY [TEAM]! But then these professionals don't, so maybe clarity and conciseness aren't needed when you're effectively listening to bursts of commentary from ten different football matches at once. The only worthwhile thing about OAM is listening to Sandra Brown’s torn faced mewling when her beloved ‘Queens’ get pumped yet again.Unfortunately I missed yesterday’s episode as the late Alloa winner would have been delicious. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Day Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 On 23/02/2019 at 15:39, Armand 2 said: Are these c***s colour blind? Well, in the case of Fat Lad Preston, yes - he grew up as a Rangurs fan in Leith (I know??) and is now a "lifelong Hearts fan".............................. Never, ever, ever trust a man that switches teams - they are invariably c***s 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Day Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 No point listening to this tonight, especially if you want to hear about the Championship title race........... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, Green Day said: No point listening to this tonight, especially if you want to hear about the Championship title race........... They probably aren't even aware there is one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Pat Bonner’s nae the brightest is he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghLivi Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 He's on the verge of tears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodhull Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 McCann describing Bonner as being 'more Celtic minded' may be one of the understatements of the century. He can barely name a player outside the old firm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 24 minutes ago, tarapoa said: Pat Bonner’s nae the brightest is he? They call him 40 Watt allegedly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Day Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 17 minutes ago, EdinburghLivi said: He's on the verge of tears. As are the Celtic fans they interviewed...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Day Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Neil McCann demonstrates he has nae idea about how Lennon sets up his teams 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Have some faith in Magic Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Pat's not staying for the games. Probably doesn't even know there is any football on tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 He couldn’t get his head round the fact Rodgers had a clause in his contract that if a club met the £6m compensation fee, Celtic had no choice but to allow talks. English had to explain this very slowly to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Pat Bonner’s nae the brightest is he?You have only just realised this? He actually thinks that the biggest difference between grass & plastic is that plastic doesn't grow. The frightening thing is that is one of the most sensible things he has ever said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 I quite like Neil McCann on it, honest and comes across well on the radio! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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