Fan Stereotypes

[Geronimo]

oops that was meant for that weetabix character . sorry geronimo

No worries

[Squirrelhumper]

What do we all think of when someone mentions a fan of the following clubs?

Aberdeen - Billy brits

Celtic - Pinning for sevco

Dundee - wee team in YesCity

Dundee United - Sevco slayers

Hamilton - Diddy support

Inverness - Diddy team

Kilmarnock - Both domestic cups since Dundee, Motherwell, Hamilton, Falkirk, Thistle, Caley etc last won anything

Motherwell - consistent but don't win things

Partick Thistle - Obsessed by being in killies shadow

Ross County - miles away

St. Johnstone - Meh

St. Mirren - Legoland

Hearts - 3pta normally for killie

Hibs - bottlers

Livingston - meh

Falkirk - Killie beat them when it matters

Dunfermline - bridies

Rangers - dead

[Tadénator]

Aberdeen - Think they're the Scottish Newcastle. Actually the Scottish Aberdeen.

Celtic - Either accountants or on the dole.

Dundee - Take football too seriously.

Dundee United - Take the fact that Lorraine Kelly supports them too seriously.

Hamilton Accies - Just happy to be here.

Kilmarnock - Genuinely proud of having a badge with squirrels on it.

Motherwell - Probably still talk about that 6-6 draw with Hibs around the dinner table every night.

Partick Thistle - Hipsters without the style.

Ross County - All know someone who works in Wimpy.

St. Johnstone -

St. Mirren - Generic angry weegies.

[bhoy who invented weetabix]

well coming from a fan of such a horrible club that's a pretty damning statement . can only assume some saints fan has stuck your tricoulour up up your arse at some point and sent you on your way .

Typical perma rage St Mirren fan response.

Angry eight days a week, as mentioned by others on here

[Gareth_Glasgow]

St Mirren.... worst of the lot, full of nasty moaning faced fuckers who dont go to watch their team but to shout abuse at anyone, their own players, opposition, away fans, linesmen, referees, police, stewards, a pretty vile lot who love nothing better than complaining about players giving them the cupped ear goal celebrations, away fans flags or songs even when they are not sectarian, play in a shitey wee fucking lego set ground with shite views and no pubs nearby and supported by a load of foul mouthed petty torn faced b*****ds.

Hi Magee.

[rosso vendicatore]

Aberdeen - Sound in the main

Celtic - offended by everything, but its never their fault

Dundee - a liking for glue and an afternoon impregnating schoolies

Dundee United - The result of the dundee fans dalliance

Hamilton - nothing

Inverness - weegie settlers

Kilmarnock - Rangers

Motherwell - keep it in the family

Partick Thistle - mongrels

Ross County - Students who cant wait to get away from dingwall.

St. Johnstone - always offended that nobody views them as anything other than the 3rd tayside team

St. Mirren - junkies and wannabe gangsters.

Hearts - 1950s Edinburgh.

Hibs - the Edinburgh st mirren

The Rangers - to early to tell, dont think I've ever met any, at least they dont get involved in any of that celtic - partick nonsense

[BucksburnDandy]

Aberdeen - Great away support, reasonable home support but Pittodrie sadly more often than not a morgue.

Celtic - Wannabe Paddies utterly obsessed with anything Sevco related. Sectarianism alive and kicking institutionally at Parkhead.

Dundee - Generally sound c***s. Some roasters on here but don't we all have that? Good away day.

Dundee United - On their own reasonably sound, in large groups arrogant twats. Posters on here generally good guys with a healthy level of hatred towards the Ugly Sisters.

Hamilton Accies - Never met an Accies fan but fair play for avoiding the Ugly Sisters.

Inverness CT - Good guys, albeit slim in number. Sound on League Cup Final day, deserving of a trophy soon.

Kilmarnock - Roll over to the Ugly Sisters on any final day title games. Sevco sympathisers. Slim in number, hate Michael Johnston, seem ok on here.

Motherwell - Decent bunch though desperate to create some sort of rivalry with The Famous.

Partick Thistle - Good guys, underrated away day, John Lambie.

Ross County - Haggis Pies. God fearing but good guys.

St. Johnstone - Wee neds in the East Stand apart, sound as f**k. Inoffensive Teuchters, slim in number, travel in from Perthshire by Tractor.

St. Mirren - Never happier than moaning. Fair amount of roasters on here, even more support them, however know a couple of Maureens who are sound guys.

[The Darkest Timeline]

Aberdeen - Mostly decent, if a wee bit arrogant. Great away support.

Celtic - Few alright ones on here. Besides that though, they're c***s.

Dundee - Mixture of sound guys and absolute twats.

Dundee United - Smartest, handsomest fans in the land

Hamilton - Vocal for the amount of them. Generally sound.

Inverness - They're good people. May be a wee bit biased since I have family from around there.

Kilmarnock - Can be a bit odd, but ones on here are alright.

Motherwell - Most of them are good. That one with the drum can f**k off though.

Partick Thistle - Grow up in Glasgow and avoid supporting the OF, they're good people.

Ross County - Ditto Inverness.

St. Johnstone - Alright.

St. Mirren - Bit angry towards us last season, but generally decent people.

Hearts - Similar to Aberdeen.

Hibs - HiDees can f**k off, rest of them are good though. Good sense of humour (probably needed to be fair)

Livingston -

Falkirk - Inoffensive, decent folk.

Dunfermline - Good people. Had to go through a decent amount in recent history.

Rangers -

[TheCelt67]

Aberdeen - Constantly droning about just how famous they are, a source of amusement.

Celtic - Considers a Celtic top under a suit jacket as smart wear, whilst thinking Buckfast is part of a staple diet. Can be like the human equivalent of an Irish theme pub.

Dundee - Like a watered down version of an Aberdeen fan, thinks they are big, is also a source of amusement.

Dundee United - Considers hi-vis jackets as something you wear to the football, a bit cringey.

Hamilton - Come from South Lanarkshire, bound to have something up with them.

Inverness - They see beating Celtic as their JFK moment.

Kilmarnock - Being "Ayrshire's finest" is nothing to boast about.

Motherwell - Not enough that they punch above their weight, they desperately seek praise for it.

Partick Thistle - West End Wendy's

Ross County - Comes from a three surname town of 6,000 people.

St. Johnstone - Pretty inoffensive.

St. Mirren - The Milhouse Van Houten of Scottish football.

Hearts - Considers beating Hibs an achievement.

Hibs - Has to bring up the Hibs Casuals when talking about football success.

Livingston - A pain in the hole drum.

Falkirk - meh

Dunfermline - meh

Rangers - Suffers from perma-rage, has delusions of grandeur about how important they are. Would rather walk down the middle of the road rather than the pavement during the summer.

[accies4life]

St. Mirren - The Milhouse Van Houten of Scottish football.

[The_Kincardine]

What do we all think of when someone mentions a fan of the following clubs?

Oh well, I'd better be honest:

Aberdeen - Diddies

Celtic - Plastics

Dundee - Diddies

Dundee United - Diddies

Hamilton - Diddies

Inverness - Diddies

Kilmarnock - Diddies

Motherwell - Diddies

Partick Thistle - Diddies

Ross County - Diddies

St. Johnstone - Diddies

St. Mirren - Diddies

Hearts - Diddies

Hibs - Diddies

Livingston - Diddies

Falkirk - Diddies

Dunfermline - Diddies

Rangers - The People

I am happy to inhabit a simple football world where it's just us in one category and the Ps&Ds somewhat lower down.

[Reid]

Partick Thistle - handsome b*****ds, except SampFan101.

[accies77]

Oh well, I'd better be honest:

Aberdeen - Diddies

Celtic - Plastics

Dundee - Diddies

Dundee United - Diddies

Hamilton - Diddies

Inverness - Diddies

Kilmarnock - Diddies

Motherwell - Diddies

Partick Thistle - Diddies

Ross County - Diddies

St. Johnstone - Diddies

St. Mirren - Diddies

Hearts - Diddies

Hibs - Diddies

Livingston - Diddies

Falkirk - Diddies

Dunfermline - Diddies

Rangers - The zombies

I am happy to inhabit a simple football world where it's just us in one category and the Ps&Ds somewhat lower down.

what club is rangers? is that not that scum club that died

away back 2 the championship thread

[Killie Zenit]

Aberdeen - think you're going to be impressed when you hear they're Aberdeen fans, and look a bit sad when you don't care.

Celtic - somehow manage to make every single worthy issue they support all about them, and utterly boring and shite as a result. Let down by their inability not to become utter bams at the first sign of "oppression", or "getting their own way", as most folk know it as.

Dundee - bizarre supporters in a bizarre part of the world.

Dundee United - portly supporters in a bizarre part of the world.

Hamilton Accies - wee boys in Stone Island jackets with a drum.

Inverness CT - every single one of them is called Ruaraidh. Fact.

Kilmarnock - more interested in arguing amongst ourselves than with the opposition, while all the time Michael Johnston cackles and rubs his hands.

Motherwell - wee boys in Stone Island jackets, but with two drums and banner probably written in text-speak.

Partick Thistle - expect love and affection for reasonably successfully not being a collection of steaming bigots. Eclectic range of hats.

Ross County - can't think of anything snide to say about County. Fathers, sons, jumpers for goalposts. Bless.

St. Johnstone - a club entirely manifested in the subconscious of Stuart Cosgrove.

St. Mirren - have the biggest chips on their shoulders of any support in Scotland. Just want to be loved, but for that they must first learn to love themselves.

Hearts - convinced being from Edinburgh is remotely impressive to anyone else. That accent.

Rangers - Get more aggressive when they win, for some reason, but only when there are loads of them. Virtually always an embarrassment to themselves.

Hibs - I'll reserve judgment, as they've suffered enough.

Ayr United - all got squints from looking up at us. And from being from South Ayrshire.

[banana]

Dundee Utd.... Best fans in the league IMO, always a cracking atmosphere and get behind their team in the right way

^ best P&B Celtic poster IMO

Dundee - Deluded group of supporters who brag about successes that happened before their grandparents got their first hole, Rangers fans through and through

Hamilton - The Glaswegian equivalent of a Chernobyl survivor, nobodies quite sure what they look like but they're sure to be deformed and dangerous

Yet so true.

[Steve McQueen]

Aberdeen - Mis-placed arrogance,delusions of grandeur and absolute seethe for anyone and anything Glasweigan.

Celtic - Sectariansm, racism, faux-grief and victimhood.

Dundee - Hilarious delusion, off the scale rage when they get a poor result.

Dundee Utd - Deluded with a chip on their shoulder for anything Glasweigan, much like Aberdeen.

Hamilton - Odd balls who as well as supporting Accies, have a liking for one of the gruesome twosome.

Inverness - I honestly don't know any Inverness fans.

Kilmarnock - Country bumpkin simpletons.

Motherwell - Mostly sound guys but have an unrealistic opinion on how big a club they are.

Partick Thistle - Students, luvvies, west end trendies etc but generally intelligent Glasweigans that are ashamed to share a city with the O.F.

Ross County - Nice and friendly.

St Johnstone - Tory voting, volvo driving rugby like fans.

St Mirren - Booooooooooooooo

What's a vovo?

What's a Tory?

[BarraJag]

Aberdeen - standfree

Celtic - irish

Dundee - absolute scum bags, who are arfraid of the shed,

Dundee United - no issues, although we hate dundee more than them

Hamilton Accies - acf loyals

Inverness CT - Too big for their boots these days, especially BarraJag

Kilmarnock - empty seats

Motherwell - scum

Partick Thistle - ok, can't read or write though.

Ross County - Good away day, and easy 3 points. Big up for supporting such a poor team

St. Johnstone - farmers

St. Mirren - boring

Hearts - no issues

Hibs - Like ross county, well done for following such a bad team

Rangers - Zombies

[YassinMoutaouakil]

Motherwell - Decent bunch though desperate to create some sort of rivalry with The Famous.

This is one of the truest statements in the thread. There's dozens of guys with an absolutely seething hatred of anything that could be tenuously linked to Aberdeen.

[PauloPerth]

Aberdeen - the 'one songs' used to be sound but if celtic and rangers are classed as 2 cheeks of the same arse, then more recently aberdeen fans have been the bit in between.

Celtic - Having to come to terms with the fact that their lives are pretty pointless and empty without the single thing they hate the most in it, this is causing major internal issues. See themselves as the rebels against the system, the club for the people who fight the cause of the common man.. And yet, to the rest of us they are an establishment club (along with their other half), the ones rules are bent for. Can be okay in a one to one chat and give it all the it's only a minority who are biggots, but as soon as they get a drink in them every one gives it big licks with the rebel songs.

Dundee - the land that time forgot. The missing link. Have you ever watched chris colemans face when he's being interviewed, sometimes it contorts to ridiculous positions to try to master his welsh accent.. Makes me think it's not natural. A lot of dundee fans are like this, they try so hard to over-exaggerate a ridiculous enough accent that at times their faces twist right back to near normal "eh echel fechel techel" "mongo mongo bongo" . A bit rangers obsessed in their choice of songs, but fair play to them for still watching that permashambles.

Dundee united - a bit pointless, trying hard to have an identity. Utd games can look like a big family day out with balloons and party poppers and fancy dress but it all just strikes you that they desperately want to be something, while most folk are really not that interested.

Hamilton accies - weegie tinks

Ict - sound but dull

Kilmarnock - used to be rangers wannabes but don't really have any feelings towards them now. Delighted if they got relegated though to remove that journey from the fixture list.

Motherwell - sound enough

Partick thistle - have a smugness about them because they don't support either OF team, seem to think everyone else should be proud of them for this. In reality nobody really gives a f**k about them

Ross county - the weird little dwarf people give their team a decent support

St johnstone - European, cosmopolitan, cultured.

St mirren - angry little tinks. Seem to get on their teams back for warming up badly. How can you get it so badly wrong with a brand new stadium??? Miles back from the pitch and very shallow stands results in a pish view. Any teams building stands/ new grounds should send someone here to be shown how not to do it.

[banana]

Aberdeen - the 'one songs' used to be sound but if celtic and rangers are classed as 2 cheeks of the same arse, then more recently aberdeen fans have been the bit in between.

Celtic - Having to come to terms with the fact that their lives are pretty pointless and empty without the single thing they hate the most in it, this is causing major internal issues. See themselves as the rebels against the system, the club for the people who fight the cause of the common man.. And yet, to the rest of us they are an establishment club (along with their other half), the ones rules are bent for. Can be okay in a one to one chat and give it all the it's only a minority who are biggots, but as soon as they get a drink in them every one gives it big licks with the rebel songs.

Dundee - the land that time forgot. The missing link. Have you ever watched chris colemans face when he's being interviewed, sometimes it contorts to ridiculous positions to try to master his welsh accent.. Makes me think it's not natural. A lot of dundee fans are like this, they try so hard to over-exaggerate a ridiculous enough accent that at times their faces twist right back to near normal "eh echel fechel techel" "mongo mongo bongo" . A bit rangers obsessed in their choice of songs, but fair play to them for still watching that permashambles.

Dundee united - a bit pointless, trying hard to have an identity. Utd games can look like a big family day out with balloons and party poppers and fancy dress but it all just strikes you that they desperately want to be something, while most folk are really not that interested.

Hamilton accies - weegie tinks

Ict - sound but dull

Kilmarnock - used to be rangers wannabes but don't really have any feelings towards them now. Delighted if they got relegated though to remove that journey from the fixture list.

Motherwell - sound enough

Partick thistle - have a smugness about them because they don't support either OF team, seem to think everyone else should be proud of them for this. In reality nobody really gives a f**k about them

Ross county - the weird little dwarf people give their team a decent support

St johnstone - European, cosmopolitan, cultured.

St mirren - angry little tinks. Seem to get on their teams back for warming up badly. How can you get it so badly wrong with a brand new stadium??? Miles back from the pitch and very shallow stands results in a pish view. Any teams building stands/ new grounds should send someone here to be shown how not to do it.

10/10 would read again.