peasy23 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Friend of mine worked in the passport office for a spell, doing the interviews for first time applicants. Goes in for his lunch one day and one of the girls who did the same job was crumpled over a table in tears of laughter. She had been interviewing a 17 year old boy, and getting any sort of conversation out of him was tough going. She finally got him to chat a little, he was unemployed and she asked how he spent his days."Play the XBox. I spend a fair bit of time with my sister and her wee boy.""What's his name.?""Spartacus." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 8 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Joke thread for this pish but: A foreign guy's wife has twins, a boy and a girl. Or the Mexican fireman who named his first son José. He then named his second son... Spoiler Hose B. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 9 hours ago, die hard doonhamer said: The correct spelling was Le-Ah. One registered in 2010, another early 90s. 2 hours ago, peasy23 said: Friend of mine worked in the passport office for a spell, doing the interviews for first time applicants. Goes in for his lunch one day and one of the girls who did the same job was crumpled over a table in tears of laughter. She had been interviewing a 17 year old boy, and getting any sort of conversation out of him was tough going. She finally got him to chat a little, he was unemployed and she asked how he spent his days. "Play the XBox. I spend a fair bit of time with my sister and her wee boy." "What's his name.?" "Spartacus." Glad to see units of less than one on the axes. Inclusive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 My wifes work involves registering children for nursery. She registered twins called Armani and Versace McLatchieLived in Greenock. Poor kids on both counts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Blaze said: My wifes work involves registering children for nursery. She registered twins called Armani and Versace McLatchie Lived in Greenock. Poor kids on both counts. Has her work ditched GDPR? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 It was in the 90s. Wasn't a proper thing then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Or the Mexican fireman who named his first son José. He then named his second son... Reveal hidden contents Hose B. That was widely misreported. His first son was an only child and was named Juan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Is Macklin a stupid name for a son? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, throbber said: Is Macklin a stupid name for a son? Not if your missus gives birth to a car dealership. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy25 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Someone I know named their baby Copelin [emoji57][emoji57] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Someone where I lived previously had a bairn called Lennon. Hint they weren't Beatles fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 On 27/02/2020 at 19:25, Tony Ferrino said: My wife is a primary school teacher and is currently teaching a 6 year old called Carter. The parents can't have much knowledge of the early 90's indie music scene. I know of someone who had a child by that name, but for some reason named him 'Karter'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 (edited) Noticed a few kids called Cassidy in the news of late. Never good news of course. Eta: had a quick look at that website for my name and that of my brother: In 20 years time, kids will think about us like I think about the likes of Arthur, Albert etc. There's a happy thought. Also noticed that it's probably not a great idea to deface property with "Rogan was hear" when there were a maximum of 4 Rogans registered per year up until 2014. That should be pretty easy to narrow down within a specific suburb. Edited February 29, 2020 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 23 hours ago, throbber said: Is Macklin a stupid name for a son? No, but depends on the surname. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 25 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: No, but depends on the surname. Motors? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 48 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Motors? In one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 On 28/02/2020 at 16:18, throbber said: Is Macklin a stupid name for a son? Depends whose son. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 Noticed a few kids called Cassidy in the news of late. Never good news of course. Eta: had a quick look at that website for my name and that of my brother: In 20 years time, kids will think about us like I think about the likes of Arthur, Albert etc. There's a happy thought. Also noticed that it's probably not a great idea to deface property with "Rogan was hear" when there were a maximum of 4 Rogans registered per year up until 2014. That should be pretty easy to narrow down within a specific suburb. ^^^hiya Gary, Barry, Kevin or Stephen, hiya pal! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 It's not just the schemies and nedettes that pull out ridiculous names for their bambinos : https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8082203/Poshest-names-newspaper-births-columns-online-hit.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 24 minutes ago, hearthammer said: It's not just the schemies and nedettes that pull out ridiculous names for their bambinos : https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8082203/Poshest-names-newspaper-births-columns-online-hit.html Don't know what's funnier, somebody calling their wean Zebedee Ebenezer or the article about poshos being written by a Chantalle. Hope Zebedee was a Spring baby. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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