pandarilla Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Ground zero in a nuclear strike. Can't get any quicker than that, and I'd imagine it would ruin the day for some other people in the vicinity. Aye but then you're just a number. f**k that - I want it to be all about me when I die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I quite fancy drowning in a vat of something alcoholic. Drowning is apparently quite euphoric and if I can drown in Newcastle Brown Ale then I'll be quite happy. As for how my remains shall be stored, I don't want to be buried or cremated. In Paris Match in Killie there's an old Citroen on top of the toilets with a mannequin in the driving seat, and I want the taxidermist to sort it out so that I can replace said mannequin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Heart attack caused by a drug filled Sex orgy with the Saturdays 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) I quite fancy drowning in a vat of something alcoholic. Drowning is apparently quite euphoric and if I can drown in Newcastle Brown Ale then I'll be quite happy. As for how my remains shall be stored, I don't want to be buried or cremated. In Paris Match in Killie there's an old Citroen on top of the toilets with a mannequin in the driving seat, and I want the taxidermist to sort it out so that I can replace said mannequin. There was once a guy who drowned in a mash tun, it took 36 hours, he had to keep getting out to go to the toilet. Edited October 21, 2014 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) Falling from a great height. It's not the fall that kills you apparently. It's the sudden stop at the end. I'd like to kill myself ironically, suffocated by a bag for life. (That's the 2nd time I've used that line in a matter of days.) Or I could go for a shite in Oscar Pistorius' house. Edited October 21, 2014 by Suspect Device 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 John "The Ox" Entwhistle went out in style. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Become a Jehovah's Witness for the day and go knocking. Just after the door is inevitably shut in my puss, take a fatal heart attack so the door shutter feels incredibly shan about doing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Aye but then you're just a number. f**k that - I want it to be all about me when I die. Apparently your shadow can be burned into a building due to the intense heat. You could stand in a honey badger stance and create your own banksy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Apparently your shadow can be burned into a building due to the intense heat. You could stand in a honey badger stance and create your own banksy. Also answers the perennial question "What would you do if you knew you only had five minutes to live?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 by the look of that your last moments are spent shagging Dick Campbell? Well, if it floats your boat... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 by the look of that your last moments are spent shagging Dick Campbell? Well, if it floats your boat... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 by the look of that your last moments are spent shagging Dick Campbell? Well, if it floats your boat... Wouldn't be my first choice, but any old port in a nuclear firestorm... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 If you had a choice how would you die? Just looking for ideas. Im thinking I would like to go in a way that would annoy loads of people and is quick. Like getting hit by a train on the forth rail bridge at a peak time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Thrown into the Sun by Stone Cold Steve Austin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Massive heroin overdose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I thought the general population of Dundee would've built up an immunity to heroin by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cults_sheep Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 If i ever find out i'm terminally ill, i'm taking all you fuckers with me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 If i ever find out i'm terminally ill, i'm taking all you fuckers with me. ^^^ scrapies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 drug enduced heart attack whilst having a threesome katy perry and Michelle Keegan is how I would like to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 drug enduced heart attack whilst having a threesome katy perry and Michelle Keegan is how I would like to go. Surely you want to enjoy the process and the glow you'd have afterwards. Maybe I'd die from a severe wrist injury with all the high 5s I'd be receiving though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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