Poet of the Macabre Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Getting to that time of year where BBC will flog the dead horse once again on Hogmanay. I actually thought last year's effort was an improvement on some terrible efforts in recent years in fairness but it is a bit done to death. Just thought it might be fun to come up with sketch ideas that would actually be funny/ridiculous. Sort of a "Stuff the BBC would never do" kind of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarkko Wiss Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 It would be good if the main character wasn't somebody who last kicked a baw in 1995. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTIG_FTOF Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Just thought it might be fun to come up with sketch ideas that would actually be funny/ridiculous. Sort of a "Stuff the BBC would never do" kind of thing.Exclusive secretly filmed mobile footage of Hearn telling yesterday's meeting how shit our leaders are, and proceeding to gouge the eyes of Regan and Doncaster with pool cues, crucified against a wall (facing it) with darts, their arses destroyed by a mechanical dildo which has a mammoth boxing glove shaped head. Before Hero Hearn fires up a chainsaw and dismembers the two screaming wailing banshees of D&R , with the mobile phone screen getting increasingly blood-spattered red, blurred in vision, until only the dying wails and whimpers of D&R can be heard as the screen turns solid blood red.Another series of sketches could feature Chic and other SMSM talking heads discussing the death of Rangers, and referring to the current club plying it's (dwindling) trade and (diminishing) success from Mordor, as Sevco. They could also feature TGFITW showing the lengths of which they go to, to follow their heroes (over 500,000 went to Seville you know), including smashing up stadium seats, vandalising toilets, spraying graffiti, robbing food kiosks, urinating in people's gardens, and singing their lovely ditties. Can see the first idea being done, but not the latter two, as we know the BBC don't do real-life truth when it comes to the two ugly sisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Horrific programme aimed at thick Old Firm supporters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Could use more sketches with McAvennie, Nicholas, Law and Fergie. Oh wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry94 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Lol Fergie is getting old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Maybe they Could do some new characters to bring it up to date like Jim McLean or Willie Miller. It's basically what would happen if the daily record was a tv show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
professor challenger Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Once went to the stage show when it was at it's height. First half was'n t too bad but after the interval it went into full on ugly sisters mode. Painful and cringworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stm Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 30 minutes of Neil Doncaster getting pelted with dog shit. I'd lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
top six next year Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Bound to be some 'sketch' about Ross County / ICT being all related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gianfranco Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I want a 30 minute program with Jim Goodwin taking out Neds with his elbows and Paul McGowan plotting his next 5o attack. Or something along those lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeSAFC Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Some scenes are pretty funny, some are alright and some are awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I thought this was going to be a thread about the statement by the Celtic board about their fans' behaviour at Tynecastle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Litt Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 They couldn't even make it funny the year Rangers went bust ffs. Awful show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booj Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The last time I watched it was only a wee excuse was on tam cowans offside and it was rancid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 There's a lad who works for Dundee United's commercial department that's every bit an impressionist as good as Jonathon Watson, has a wider portfolio and impersonates guys that are still around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 He is really good, saw some of his stuff on youtube. Also, he walked past me after the cup final in May. I tried to say "^^^ verge of tears" but he had gone by the time I'd made the 3 wee triangles with my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted December 4, 2014 Author Share Posted December 4, 2014 I want a 30 minute program with Jim Goodwin taking out Neds with his elbows and Paul McGowan plotting his next 5o attack. Or something along those lines Jim Goodwin as Hannibal Lecter. Chick Young going on a adventure of self-discovery to find a meaning in life with Rangers no longer being any good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMFCfan1886 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Something about the incidents that happened at Brines-gate at st mirren park in april Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadénator Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 John Hughes becomes leader of the Cambridge University Debating Society. Stuart McCall gets a job as a hairdresser and only gives people the same haircut as himself. 20,000 Aberdeen fans turn up to watch a Sheep of the Year Show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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