junior fan 3 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Incase he got a hole in one! Funny for being not funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 You might be a redneck if you've been married 3 times and you still have the same in laws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Got this belter today - What did baby corn say to mummy corn? Where's pop corn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 What's long, pink and makes women scream in the morning? Cot death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 ^ Wrong thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert? Lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnstoun Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 ^^^ Got that one today. How long do a Reindeer's legs have to be? Long enough to reach the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 What happened when the frog's car broke down? It got toad away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 What did the policeman say to his stomach? You're under a vest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Whats E.T. short for? He only has little legs. LITTLE LEGS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 What's a pelicans favourite tv show? The bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 What's a pelicans favourite tv show? The bill You'll have to brief me on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 What's a pelicans favourite tv show? The bill When were your crackers made? Not a cracker joke, but my sis texted me at work yesterday asking me if I had any crackers for Xmas day. I said "yes", some in the cupboard. Of course, not being an Xmas fan, I was thinking of the crackers you put cheese on whereas she was thinking of Xmas crackers. The punchline is that we had a good laugh today about the lack of crackers - probably more than we would have had with the jokes out the missing crackers. It's the most wonderful time.... of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Before I forget... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 When were your crackers made? Not a cracker joke, but my sis texted me at work yesterday asking me if I had any crackers for Xmas day. I said "yes", some in the cupboard. Of course, not being an Xmas fan, I was thinking of the crackers you put cheese on whereas she was thinking of Xmas crackers. The punchline is that we had a good laugh today about the lack of crackers - probably more than we would have had with the jokes out the missing crackers. It's the most wonderful time.... of the year. We didn't have cracker jokes either. Instead, my 6 year old regaled us all with his new "joke"; Knock knock Who's there? Jeff Jeff who? My name is Jeff He's a strange boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 We didn't have cracker jokes either. Instead, my 6 year old regaled us all with his new "joke"; Knock knock Who's there? Jeff Jeff who? My name is Jeff He's a strange boy. Knock, knock. Who, No whos there, I told you I'm who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 my name is jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 We didn't have cracker jokes either. Instead, my 6 year old regaled us all with his new "joke"; Knock knock Who's there? Jeff Jeff who? My name is Jeff He's a strange boy. Christ, our eight year old's been full of that kind of stuff. You've no idea how relieved I am that he's not the only one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 my name is jeff Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa, Jeff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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