banana Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Had a beard going on 8 years now. Nothing to do with style, I hate shaving, no matter what blades or creams/gels I used I always ended up with God awful razor burn and I tend to grow facial hair very quickly so I was sick of having daily razor burn. Unscented soap. Haven't looked back since using it in a shaving-creamless pickle years ago, skin has been far better for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 https://www.facebook.com/hardgrind14 ^^^^ That place is about 20 yards away from Eugene Thundercunt's barbershop, but about 20,000,000,000 times more ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 https://www.facebook.com/hardgrind14 How do you even go about asking for one of those fucking haircuts? "Awrite mate, what are we doing today?" "Just the usual mate, make me look like a total fucking p***k" "There you go bud, that'll be £45" "Can I have some Cola and Strawberry oil for my Thundercunt beard whilst you're at it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I use oil on my beard, it keeps it soft and stops it from itching. Just a basic oil however, none of this scented nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I use oil on my beard, it keeps it soft and stops it from itching. Just a basic oil however, none of this scented nonsense. You've posted a picture of your beard before, Philpy. It's not really hipster though, more "Truck Driving Serial Killer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted March 20, 2015 Author Share Posted March 20, 2015 The bearded hipster on the lidl advert raving about the lamb does my head in..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonsanorak Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Terrible beard on million pound drop tonight, are these things cool anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 https://youtu.be/bPh8WcafRKc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I didn't even know barbers like that even existed. I thought £6 and a standard two back and sides, short on the top was the only haircut available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I didn't even know barbers like that even existed. I thought £6 and a standard two back and sides, short on the top was the only haircut available. That explains your avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 My beard is quite long now and probably needs a trim, thus my moustache is pretty big too. I've realised that I could potentially twirl it up and make a handlebar moustache. I'm already enough of a dickhead but I'm sorely tempted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 My beard is quite long now and probably needs a trim, thus my moustache is pretty big too. I've realised that I could potentially twirl it up and make a handlebar moustache. I'm already enough of a dickhead but I'm sorely tempted. Hiya, Eugene, hiya pal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I don't know who Eugene is but I'm going to assume this is an insult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I don't know who Eugene is but I'm going to assume this is an insult. C'mon Smurph where've you been?!? Dinna kin who Eugene is?! Horrific club photo thread, about a month or so back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I'm just that hipster.. I'll check it out later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 ASOS, have a look on their website, those arseholes are all over the shop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Deeman. I've just noticed this. It's funny because it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Actual glitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I have my beard fully grown in now and drink in brew dog but have stopped short of dressing like Lenny from of mice and men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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