Romeo Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 So the worlds first successful penis transplant? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-31876219 If ever there was a punfest, this was it. have any P&Bers longed for a penis transplant? Would you have a penis transplant? Would you donate your penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 You're so vein. That's a bit stiff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half Rice Half Chips Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 If ever there was a punfest, this was it. If you think people are going to throw penis puns around willy-nilly then you're very much mistaken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Bit of a phallusy this story, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 No wonder Oscar went mental. No legs and couldn't pump his stunning burd due to having a tiny tadger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Even if I thought the ladies would find a smaller penis more gentle, I still wouldn't have the op. It would be too weird reaching down and feeling something that wasn't your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Even if I thought the ladies would find a smaller penis more gentle, I still wouldn't have the op. It would be too weird reaching down and feeling something that wasn't your own. You've got a nerve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Even if I thought the ladies would find a smaller penis more gentle, I still wouldn't have the op. It would be too weird reaching down and feeling something that wasn't your own. Sjc ladyboy thread for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 You're so vein. You probably think this dong is about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 If ever there was a punfest, this was it. Come on now - it's not as if the members are helmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobles Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Surely it happened at Ibrox this week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 I see in that article the Chinese tried the op first but there must have been a cock up because the penis was rejected. Would I donate my penis, I'd have to think LONG and HARD about it? What if a Gary glitter got his hands on it or an Aberdeen Sheep befriender? I'd say they can only have if they take the eyes & the heart as well, that way I could keep an eye on what the new man was doing with my old man and should they mistreat it I'd give then a heart attack. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Surely it happened at Ibrox this week? Ah!! Beaten to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 General Erection thread for this pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half Rice Half Chips Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 "The boy was left with just 1cm of his original penis." What did they use, a fucking machete? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 "The boy was left with just 1cm of his original penis." What did they use, a fucking machete? Watch for yourself: https://youtu.be/JK6UXwrRu34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 There was actually a race to complete this surgery. The South Africans beat off a team of US doctors by a length. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half Rice Half Chips Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Watch for yourself: https://youtu.be/JK6UXwrRu34 Watched the first minute, couldn't watch any more after that. That is horrific - the poor kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Sad news regarding the penis transplant- the patient's hand has rejected it. A Highlander at Culloden has his family jewels shot off by a Hanoverian- he sat there singing a Jacobite lament: "Willie no come back again..?" The South African scientists were going to grow a new penis using stem cells grafted onto a potato but they decided the last thing Africa needed was another dick-tater... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Watched the first minute, couldn't watch any more after that. That is horrific - the poor kids. Brutal isn't it. Female circumcision carried out in many Islamic Countries is even worse imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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